Richard B. Riddick

Drive too fast. Drive too Furyan. I'm too fast for y'all, man. Former soldier, convict, merc, & Lord Marshal of the Necromonger Empire. Currently between gigs.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

My therapist says I have a "preoccupation with vengeance."

We'll see about that.

#MyTherapistAdvised

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

My grandfather used to say "Never bring a knife to a gunfight.”
He was right. The paintball arena banned me for life.
-#PitchBlack #ChroniclesOfRiddick #Riddick

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

The history books tell us the 𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 franchise died with its final entry: 𝙁𝙖𝙨𝙩 10: 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙩𝙨.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

Pets. They’re good for the soul.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

What's the square root of 69?

Eight something.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

@Shorror_ Fright Night. For real.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

I like my knives like I like my women:
A little heavy on the back end.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

The biggest fight you’ll ever have in life is between who you are now and who you’re capable of becoming.
#Riddick

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

You’re either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. Choose wisely.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

@AZataraSecret ʏɒbʜƚɿiᙠ ʏqqɒH

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

I never loose. Either I win, or I learn.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

If you’re gonna rattle someone’s cage, you’d best make sure they’re padlocked in it.
-#Riddick

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

@BaconBaek12 “No killing, huh? That complicates things, especially if he tries to kill ME.”
He shook his head in exasperation.
“Whatever. If it can be done, I’ll get it done.”

“...And if not, I’m sure I can find other ways off this rock,” he added cryptically.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

“5,000 years, eh? You must be eating right.”
He pulled a blade from an arm-sheath, spinning it casually between his fingers. “Never heard of the Red Rush, but as long as they don’t fuck with me, I won’t fuck with them.”

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

There’s two kinds of brawler: The bruiser, and the looser.
The latter is always relying on his size, underestimating the opposition. Never, ever do that.
Size don’t mean nothin’ if you ain’t got the moves.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

... @_Vaako once called me a meat-head.
I’ll take that over being a shit-head.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

@poisonousiren Mildly confused by an inner voice screaming ‘DANGER,’ he gave her a cautious nod of acknowledgment.

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

@LiteralDrax Who’s Groot?

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

@SKELEIISMS “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? And WHY ARE YOU WEARING a SKELETON MASK?”

[Richard B. Riddick @2Fast2Furyan]

@Mark_Cassell