Apple Music can fuck off with all these censored songs out of nowhere, how’s a guy supposed to bang slim shady when only half the dam song plays #chikachika#slimshady
@Bradleyford_6
Khakis - stained 🍝
Oakleys - white 🕶
Bus driver - Casper 👻
Make it to the rink - maybe 🤙
W - no 🏒
V post game - probably no 🌮
Hotel? - trivago 🍻
I’m 6 claws deep. I’m at a moderate buzz. Feeling loose and talkative, but nothing crazy. I’m thinking about coochie surfing, but mostly concerned about hanging with the boys first. If one rap song comes on, preferably 21 savage, it’ll put me over the edge. It’s Saturday.
Friday Night Plans:
- lean into a couple berry claws
- youtube Rob Schremp highlights
- Jameson on the Rocks. 1 or 2
- DM chicks (Latina only tn fellas)
- Hit the bars
- Postmates McDonald’s
- Tweet rick Ross lyric
- fall asleep on postmates driver
Aight bed time
Ok fellas. Friday plans:
- put on black j crew v neck ✅
- put pay check on raptors✅
- fireball shots✅
- go out with 6-10 dudes, no girls
- hit Denny’s, shit faced
- blow up 20 girls phones, no answer
- tweet ‘tonight was a movie’
Aight bed time