Kyle English

Part time underwear model

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Austin Tarodi @austin_tarodi]

Like and retweet if you miss Bryar

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

@declanwav @vonconniedarko @colbyshelton19 You talking about me Declan? I’d like you to show me where I said that. Shut your bitchass up and go back to flipping burgers

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

Or a few bazukas

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

All those psychopaths that stormed the capital yesterday deserve to get absolutely mowed down by ak-47s

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

@MikeLance91 I’ve been smoked by a taxi, got the bitch fired it was great

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

Apple Music can fuck off with all these censored songs out of nowhere, how’s a guy supposed to bang slim shady when only half the dam song plays #chikachika #slimshady

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

I still don’t get why girls get lip injections, you look like Daffy Duck for fuck sakes

[The Average Matt @DrMartyB41]

Can't get my stupid tv to turn on... I'm missing vampire diaries!

[Hannah @hannahgray__]

the best nights happen at the compound

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

People protest these days just to feel a part of something, go do something better with your fucking life then piss everyone off

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

@Drew19Adams Not a sandwich without pizza

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

Regals home opener Friday night 7:15 start, come support your local senior men’s hockey! #packthehap #powellriverregals

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

@MikeLance91 Fuckin weeeeeak

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

@Bradleyford_6 Cause we’re all idiots

[Bradley Ford @Bradleyford_6]

Why the hell am I attempting to catch the first ferry with the regals right now

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

Brad is ______ ________ _____

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

@mirandamarquis That was actually going to be my next tweet

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

@henderbender17 Weeeeow

[Kyle English @dingus_english]

Why do gays get pride week but straight people don’t get straight week?