kid kudu

you feel some type of way then ahaa 👻

[ema @514baby]

8 all the crayons maybe

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

The Hurricanes are four wins away from Seth Jarvis filling the Stanley Cup with white Monster and Nerds gummy clusters

[SensMogger @SensMoggerr]

Tits or Ass?

[Hooman @hoomansv]

$HOOD “we programmed the AI agent to mimic your trading style”

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Since we last played a hockey game...

- Drake dropped three albums
- Chatty turned 30
- Tarps off took over baseball
- Pools opened in North Carolina
- The temperature went up 20 degrees
- 12 other NHL games were played

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Translation: "Me and the boys up here are getting so much pape, im actually having trouble sleeping with how badly we're robbing you niggas".

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

Girls got the best pussy

[Es tendencia en 𝕏 @EsTendenciaEnX]

''Rostros'':
Porque siguen apareciendo ''Coreanas'' perfectas en la Liga de Béisbol Coreana, no era un caso aislado, y no se entiende de donde carajo salen

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

Didn't notice this at first but what an amazing move by Matheson to protect Benson there.

You can criticize his play but he's always a class act.

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Honkermogging Sydney Sweeney is crazy

[Richie "Moneybags" Malone @basedgod126]

ex girlfriend is now lesbian but her new girlfriend is an absolute rocket #whatdatmean

[Pintmonster @pintmonster69]

If the Habs played against the taliban I’d be in the stands wearing a burka

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[redrum @griffisu]

whenever i stand up my dog gets excited he gets it he knows im a nigga that can make shit happen at any given moment

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

AHHHHHHH AHHH IM CHIRAYU RANA AHHHHH SHE SAT ON MY FACE AHHHH SHE WONT STOP BLOWING ME AHHH AHHHHHHH

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

Nut in a pretty girl Nothing happens Nut in a ugly girl BOOM baby raccoons

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

bitches b doing drugs thinking they're from euphoria bitch u frank Gallagher 😭😭

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Should've sent him to the moon

[nocturnal @nocturnmachine]

You must let go of fear.