Stabilizer

Husband🔗Father🔗Lawyer🔗Football Banter.

[Blackoo! @BallWizardry]

Women’s logic:

If the DNA test says the child is yours, you’re still expected to walk away because asking for a DNA test means you don’t trust the mother.

But if the DNA test says the child isn’t yours, you’re expected to stay and keep raising the child for the sake of the child’s mental health.

Make it make sense. WTF.

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

But a woman should be praised and given push gift because she gave birth?

[Abdull Ibrahim, MD @Yantumakii]

Minister Wike’s policies are bold, necessary, and, in my view, moving Abuja in the right direction. The revocation of lands documents was a difficult but important decision. The wealthy do not need large acres of lands granted them by previous administrations, support should be targeted at Nigerians who need it the most.

[Gary Thompson ⭐️⭐️ @Garysonfire]

All that Abramovich did for London and the NHS, especially during Covid, didn’t stop him being forced out.
This should be no different imo.

[Stabilizer @2aharadeen]

Arsenal supporters are being oblivious to the fact that their current coach was also part of the cheating😂

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

When women describe a good man 85% of the time it’s a man who can sacrifice their own sanity & welfare for them, regardless of how horrible they are. There are contexts when being called a Good man just means you’re a fool. 😂

[Ugochukwu Madu @UgochukwuCFR]

That keke guy will go far in life. Once you conquer greed, you’ve solved 90% of your problems as a human being.

People don’t usually repay or refund money with the same energy they had when asking for or receiving it.

His God is active.

[Stikesh 7 @Stikesh3]

There's a level of disregard someone will show you, that if you continue talking to them, you're probably a fool.

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

As a man, if you have half the audacity and delusion that women have, you will be unstoppable in life.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Let international journalists into Gaza to find out how ‘moral’ you’ve really been, or pipe down with the journalism lectures.

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

Guy! An overwhelming majority of women live in a constant state of delusion that pisses me off.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

"There's something that the Kop wants you to know..." 🎵

It's Bobby Firmino's birthday 🎂🎉

[Shaun King @shaunking]

Wow. He is literally saying that the Israeli story here is completely impossible.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Feliz aniversário, Alisson Becker 🇧🇷🙌

[. @alphacruiz]

Na now I understand wetin my Business Studies teacher dey teach for class that year...

The debit side is always higher than the credit side! 😤

[SiRmIxAlOt🥣🏅🚒 @EOkala]

Children no dey even march again on independence day

Agbaya Country

[Trex 🌎 @Trex1220]

If any man ever break up with you as a girl and he collects the things he bought for you, you sef collect the things you bought for him. 🤝

[. @UcheKl]

Imagine stopping by the road to drink hot beer because a truck crashed. As in, you were on your way and had no intention or plans of drinking beer that day, but because a truck crashed, you stood by the road to drink dusty, hot beer.

Are we even normal?

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Etihad threatening to sue. UAE reportedly intimating that UK investment could be pulled. A Prime Minister couching any criticisism. If this sorry saga doesn't convince you that state ownership of football clubs should never be allowed, nothing ever will.

[⭒˚ ☀︎.⋆ @khalifaslimxx]

The most dangerous class divide is the one where the poor start defending the system that keeps them poor.