For years, Boomers have assumed their retirement plan was simple: sell their overpriced house to a Millennial or Gen Z buyer.
The only problem? The next generation doesn’t have $1.6 million to spend on a starter home.
I can’t wait to see what happens when reality finally catches up.
Republicans are in charge because we promised:
to Make America Healthy Again.
to start No New Wars,
to put people above corporations,
to put America above foreign countries,
to release the Epstein files,
to not spy on citizens,
to eliminate fraud,
what the hell happened?!
All low IQ people celebration white African nigga Elon Musk make $1 Trillion. My iq very high (175 iq). I'm be cry. Why?
> Be 1990s in America
> Much money go in internet companys with very bad price/sales ratio
> NASDAQ be very high like white man on weed
> Every one begin spend much. Companys buy technology, fiber optic, service, office space. Household feel rich because stock price be high so they buy much useless garbage too
> "growth KPI" replace profit as key measure for make investment.
> dot-com companys spend so fast. by 2000, much investor think "when company make money?"
> investor panic. "oh fuck nigga. All this dot-com company valuation too high"
>panic sell of dot-com company begin. Because Dot-com company valuation drive NASDAQ valuation, all NASDAQ collapse. Now more people panic. People start sell stock in every industry.
> Result? hundreds dot com companys go bankrupt. TRILLIONS of value go from retail investor to sophisticated institution investor like hedge fund/private equity that get early dot-com stock access.
> Household stop spend money. Aggregate demand in economy be very low. Credit be more tight. Business spending stop. No more hire employee. No more expansion.
> Economy recession begin for many year.
> Be 2026 in America
> Much money go in rocket and AI companys with very bad price/sales ratio ...
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NIGGA? YOU SOON GO ON ONLY FAN SELL PICTURE OF YOUR BUTHOLE JUST SO YOU CAN BUY MCDONALD BURGER SO YOU AVOID STARVATION!
I'm be cry.
On today’s episode of
Idiocracy-The Reality Show.
Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production)
Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo.
Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke.
Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling.
I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess.
Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again.
And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.
I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."
@marklevinshow Sounds like you’re bitter that I ratioed you and you had to delete your lying dishonest tweet about my friend @FmrRepMTG, or face a lawsuit.
Tune in to CSPAN Monday to hear my speech honoring the Americans who were visciously attacked by Israel while serving on the USS Liberty.
If I found out during pregnancy that my child would have Down syndrome, I would terminate the pregnancy without hesitation. Social media often romanticizes disability, but the reality is that raising a disabled child demands far more than good intentions and love.
I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.
That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.
You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.