Paige🍑🏳️‍⚧️

29. spoken for💍 trans-parent. MDNI
HRT: 2/19/25
Just a girl laughing on the internet

[Kirby @BannedKirby]

getting cocaine from my age-regressor plug: “a gwam is dis many 🖐️”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Love the idea that murder victims’ loved ones are simply not calling the police because they love Mamdani too much

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Is there a reason Uncle Sam is the most stilt friendly costume? Did we all just agree he's got enormous legs that are out of frame in the poster

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

Fun fact: ALL beetles I showed 9/11 to lived up to a triple their average life span. I'm not sure what to do with this information but I felt the dire need to make this public

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They talk about this in the commentary. It’s 97,000 brown recluse spiders

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Mpreg Elvis be like "woah mama,i can feel it kickin"

[Paige🍑🏳️‍⚧️ @2electricboog]

@Torificallytori Hell yeah!!!! Go Tori!!!🥰🥳💖

[Rose @rose_jlab]

WLW stands for WaLuWigi

[mechEngi @EngiNearMyLimit]

Flexing ur hrt stash on menopausal TERFs who can’t get any is unfathomably based.

[Zem 💥 @zemlnt]

age regressing to 14 by smoking bad weed out of a soda can

[Eve @tinglespoon]

why do guys fuck fleshlights? if i had one id finger it personally and maybe rub its clit too but maybe im just a feminist idk

[chad @chasedbywasps]

for sale. hot dog. mustart ketchup

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

hey sorry unfollowing this guy. i really liked when he almost killed ronald reagan for extremely unsettling reasons but didn’t realize he was unsettling otherwise which i see now was honestly kind of likely but again i gotta stress its so cool to shoot ronald reagan with a gun

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.

and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?

sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.

[Star Wars Culture @SWCultureLive]

🤣

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

The concept of a regional horror host is so endearing. If you were an out-of-towner spending Saturday night in a metropolitan area, you could turn on the TV and see the local maniac introducing one of the worst movies of all time.

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

“The Bobby Keeps the Score” would be a good title for a King of the Hill episode where Bobby tries being a Little League umpire for a week