Tuhin Roy

Software Engineer. Movies/Series. Books. Random Thoughts.

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AI slop so bad,

That nature gifted Gurugram with snowfall.

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Calling a group tour with strangers a "solo trip",

Is like calling yourself a non-vegetarian when you only eat eggs.

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If I could taste conversations,

I would keep going back to some whenever I felt hungry.

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Astrologers who claim to be experts in wealth and abundance;

Are currently on AstroTalk begging you,

To add money to your wallet to continue the chat.

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People tattoo their partner's name with absolute confidence;

Either they believe they will never part ways,

Or they plan on only dating people with that exact same name next.

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One way to find your dream profession is to,

See which topic makes you curious enough to actually research it.

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A typical accountant wears glasses, a smirk, and total confidence;

Right after sharing the company's biggest secrets with their favorite friends.

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Every Lala company has that one accountant:

He dresses impeccably and speaks softly to his master;

But treats everyone else with pure, unadulterated ego.

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A software engineer will have an opinion on everything around the world;

Except for being in his early thirties and still living with his parents.

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Friends who love giving advice like your mom and dad;

Are always the ones who don't listen to theirs.

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Corporate politics is simple:

Become close to the one who is immune to the system, or become that person yourself;

The former is much easier.

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The universal uniform of a middle manager is simple;

​A company-logo polo shirt, contrastingly tucked into blue jeans.

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HFTs drop on an IIT campus like a regular at a cigarette shop:

"Ek Advanced dena?"

"JEE huzur."

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Sales teams get paid extra to notice,

Who is coming in late in tech teams;

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Glassdoor;

Because you can see right through the company culture;

Before you even step inside.

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All HRs are in a polygamous relationship with multiple candidates;

The moment you stop tracking, you are just another ghosted ex.

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You are not good with DSA when you;

Can't be greedy with your compensation stack.

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Overheard some folks complaining about the traffic up in the hills;

Right after one of them pulled out his phone,

To show off the SUV he's buying.

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Our ancestors used to batch-process jobs on a mainframe;

it's exactly how I get my code reviewed by Claude on a Mac Mini.

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Boomer parents will put the Indian flag in their profile to display patriotism;

And then boast to the neighbors about sending their son to Amrikka.

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Women got so tired of telling men,

About the ill effects of smoking and drinking;

That they themselves started having them all.