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ants aren’t that special. i can lift 100x their weight too. it’s like not even that difficult either

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twitter is gonna be fine tmrw and we’re all gonna look silly

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(deep southern grandpa) Well you see now i heard they was servin’ cunt in this here

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@SophietheBear1 wow this is like a mile from my house

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anytime i find out that someone ik on twitter has a southern accent my life is altered completely

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no it’s not like that i go to hooters for the plot

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my thumbs are so dexterous and opposable

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:( my fucking bread you guys

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she’s a 10 and she’s into you but she has commitment issues

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i’ll buy her onlyfans to support her financially but i won’t look out of respect

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but your honor my client takes the stinkiest poops

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@brandonslaterr all the

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@FireBeets fuck yes go minda ft. bucket

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@FireBeets @MBTA fix this @MBTA

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@FireBeets @MBTA booooo

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@FireBeets @MBTA they got paprika?

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@FireBeets bucket

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@rudy_betrayed EWWW LIGHTMODE

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me waiting for likes on a tweet that’s not funny

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