Jayne

Sometimes I think I'm really funny

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

*jersey girl she thinks she masters pumping gas*
*jersey girl spills gasoline all over herself and reeks of gasoline and is embarrassed*

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

Another day another flood of chain emails from my grandpa

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

2018- the year of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson Halloween costumes

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

All about attitude

[cowgiirl aquariius 🤍 @jstradforever]

Bartender: “leave it open?”

Me: “nah, close it”

*5min later*

Me:

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

Eggs are seriously gods gift to the world, dang

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

Today's been a long week

[Blake Azevedo @B_Azevedo24]

Me and Matt are no longer allowed in @IHOP

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

I get pissed at someone who does something obnoxious driving but then if I see they have Jersey plates I kinda respect it #jersey

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

What's up with all this tailgate nudity with kids these days

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

Enter sandman on repeat

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

The note was a national fucking disaster

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

*spends 20 min scrolling through Netflix for something new*
*puts on friends for the 4000th time*

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

Honestly TG September is over

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

SNL is back and my heart is whole once again

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

Trash.

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

How the freak is it September 21st

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

You don't realize how much food is on instagram until you have to fast for blood work

[Jayne @2jaynezzz]

Isn't it wild how every day of someone's past has helped shape them into who they are today?? Like this person is 24 years in the making