Jane Wells

Author, connecting the dots between gothika and God all the time. But mostly I post pictures of food and pets and kids.

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@SamaHoole @GlaeserSeverin The eyelashes are, of course, vital.

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@DragonsHearthAu @kylelerner @_sorrengailll @Apple THIS!!!!

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@DontCutKids @Freedommonarch @IfindRetards Like your wife, my Outback handles Northern Michigan snow like a champ- and no bumper stickers on mine either!

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@VikkiVeach1 @GigaBasedDad Mythical, in my experience. If real, then aren’t they lucky.

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@Oilfield_Rando Dude, dude. My dude. Life is a bag of trail mix and she picked out you. Roll with it.

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@megynkelly That is seriously some second-grade, mean-girl shit. Exactly the argument Connie gave me concerning Angie. (Spoiler alert: Connie is a bitch to this very day) This dude can kick rocks.

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@AmandaBelluchi @C_3C_3 Those two looks at the end: “you think I’m joking? I’m not joking.”🤣

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@travelhund45 @Matt_Pinner Ahhhhh. I miss that sound!

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@NathacanaB Yes. Absolutely. It is the same example Christ set for us.

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

Charlie was the best of us.

[Claire Boad @ClaireBoad]

The new Banksy unveiled an hour ago outside the Royal Courts of Justice has been covered up.

The efforts haven’t stopped people coming along to have a look.

#Banksy

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@AHOGEN @InternetH0F … four older brothers and just hit the rage portion of perimenopause…

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@ThrillaRilla369 I hate it. I don’t trust the government with my taxes to begin with, how would I ever trust them to feed my children quality food?!?

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@Thelmavrh @Rothmus “Darkness at the heart of female friendship”?!? Oh honey, if that’s the case you were never friends.

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@SWGunn005 @jwalesoutlaw @TRHLofficial That was my second car. The first was a rusted out POS 78 Plymouth Fury.

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@dawnCJ100 @ripx4nutmeg TicTacs, Smarties, M&Ms…

[Alpha Liger ⬛ 🟨 @AlphaLiger]

@LibertyCappy Liberals be like:

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@bananasaremoney @sfmcguire79 @libsoftiktok We need a security door, but make it *aesthetic*.

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@Seanzkelly @Charlieleduff Those press conferences would be EPIC

[Jane Wells @2jewells]

@SPC6829366 @saras76 SAME! I even teared up a little!