cassandra

28. i can't let you bitches win.

[cassandra @2knivess2]

my friends, we have never been more back than we are now

[cassandra @2knivess2]

we are so fucking back

[Gabtober Soxtober baseball @BearstownSox35]

If sox lose I punch garage
If sox win I party

[cassandra @2knivess2]

I think about this tweet a lot because I was both ten years old and listening to bloc party silent alarm in 2006

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

This isn't accurate. Is this AI generated? 2004 was college, not high school.

[cassandra @2knivess2]

the best 19th century president is obviously william henry harrison. the best thing a president of the united states can do is die promptly

[cassandra @2knivess2]

your life and the lives of the people you interact with will be much improved if you can get yourself to assume that everyone you see has a good reason for behaving the way they do even if it's confusing to you

[cassandra @2knivess2]

the entire time i was doing this i was like "this is so hard i don't know any of these words???"

[cassandra @2knivess2]

@amazonmilkfrog can you imagine a world without evanston?

[cassandra @2knivess2]

there's an old guy on this bus wearing a hat that says BUD LIGHT SELTZER LEMONADE

[cassandra @2knivess2]

guy behind me just said "can we play a couple more innings?"

[cassandra @2knivess2]

danny brown voice i got a mexican homie named chase meidroth

[cassandra @2knivess2]

i bought a hat and everything. do you hate me?

[cassandra @2knivess2]

what is wrong with the white sox. do we have a disease?

[cassandra @2knivess2]

what is wrong with the white sox. do we have a disease?

[cassandra @2knivess2]

is the girl from ear trans or does she just have the haircut

[cassandra @2knivess2]

@north0fnorth get in there and start looking!

[cassandra @2knivess2]

LET'S FUCKING GO

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

YOUR 2026 CHICAGO WHITE SOX ARE HEADING TO THE POSTSEASON!

[cassandra @2knivess2]

EA was only in its infancy at the time, but ultimately one of the big things that convinced me to stop being a utilitarian and indeed a consequentialist at all was the inevitable conclusion that everyone should kill themselves and everyone and everything around them.

[spencer 🦈 @Unpop_Science]

dear god effective altruism is so unhinged and harmful