zodiakho 🍉🇵🇸

♋︎ ♈︎ ♌︎

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Focus by H.E.R is such a sexy song and then you realize it’s her begging a bum nigga to start acting right

[dani @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[Hoopztarot🔮 @Hoopztarot]

No wonder cancers are so miserable😭 this mercury rx has been AWFUL!!

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

Being in your 20s in the 2010s was probably so fucking turnt

[joey @joboduj]

from a young age i had to drink water

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

I hate office drama
Also me:

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

Spoiled brats do have cancer placements actually. I’ll be here when yall are ready for that conversation

[2SLIZZY2SEXY @kissmeharda]

i hate that liking a man feels like you’re constantly dick riding

[zodiakho 🍉🇵🇸 @2muchwaterr]

haley on bella in the twilight movies “like for real who is this bitch”

[tani @keepupwithtani]

Fortunately for me I’m both big dawg & babygirl.

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

she was so funny for this 😭😭😭

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

It’s literally the data centers

[zodiakho 🍉🇵🇸 @2muchwaterr]

okay wait turning 26 wasn’t as fun as advertised..

[sexydork @sexyaltblkgirl]

men are genuinely not allowed to be ugly around me

[jive turkey @limedettol]

This shit not even funny to me

[Tierra @callhertee]

I can’t believe OJ said he scared to walk down the street cause he might b standing next to the killer

[𝐶. @itscelyunique]

yall should be scamming them 30 year olds that fuck girls fresh outta high school not somebody grandma

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[Finch @blckbrdquitter]

move back in with your parents

[Khumalo @kinofshango]

Damnit bitch I said let go