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word salad 𓅷

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

couldn’t help myself

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

had a dream i was representing john maus in a civil lawsuit

[unicole unicron @unicoleunicron]

It doesn't matter if you're retarded or anything, if you want to make the world a better place, you will.

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

dreamt i had a brown dress and brown thigh high socks, drove my friends low rider to a cabin in minnesota and got stuck in a river, had to wait at the bus stop with 5 russian men who gave us foot massages

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

i need to get out the mf city

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

i ate salmon yesterday! first living creature consumed in 15 years other than the occasional spider crawling into my mouth at night

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

@WeimarHedonism @TruueDiscipline i’ve heard of a freudian slip but this freudian sweatshirt is a first

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

greyhounds have a really distinct smell to them (the dog not they bus.. well maybe the bus too) but i got a whiff of this lady’s greyhound the other day and it immediately took me back to my stinky childhood dog

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

is cardi b short for cardboard?

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

also i’m about to turn 30 and the biggest signs that im old now are the fact i bought a guest bed and have an insatiable thirst for white wine

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

https://t.co/rLMbL931u7
this song is very arthur shea coded

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

the kakegurui tower episode is clearly a Cube reference

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

i had a dream about this cookie, it might actually be really tasty ima need to try and make this

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

volim te beograd

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

#BalenciagaSpring25

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

@lonazeppelin i fucking love turkish eggs

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

beer before cider, turn into spider

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

strategically planned airport hangover so i can sleep on the plane

[s҈a҈l҈a҈d҈m҈a҈n҈d҈e҈r҈ @2naSalad]

prepping for serbia