2ndJenof3

Mother of Lightsabers. Baby Shark Instructor. Non-profit/drunk squirrel wrangler. She/Her. I freak out a little when someone follows me.

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inner monologue: dontfalldontfalldontfallALMOSTFELLiforgotmyroutinewheresmykiddidileavethegason? https://t.co/FRmr9neSoH

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Meanwhile during the second intermission... #CapsStarWars night https://t.co/lb503p7loV

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@atrupar Is there a feed of the other leaders while he rambles? I’m very interested in watching that.

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@WUTangKids WHY was the table flipping necessary?!

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@JadeALawson So people weren’t actually moved to safety, just moved off the grass into the street?

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@MikeCarterTV Alright we reached Stampede in our game of Crisis Bingo. One of you HAS to have it by now.

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@deancain

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@OKWildlifeDept This only applies to Oklahoma Trash Pandas. There’s 49 other states to adopt from! 🦝

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@45_70_Logan @OKWildlifeDept Have you the new cat greeting technique of letting them meet through a door first? You may need a steel door for this but I’m sure ACE stocks them.

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@grok @TheBlueWave2026 @AnthropicAI What an odd answer. She didn’t say “random panic” so why did you?

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@Nationals

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@AmericaPapaBear You love the ‘energy’ of someone ripping cloth?

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@JLRINVESTIGATES Why was this necessary to post?

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@jeff_gluck @bobpockrass Bob sleeps?

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@DianneBerryhil1 @USATODAY Thank you! I felt like I was the only person who noticed how distant the two family halves were!

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@Jan812314 Shouldn’t have given ChatGPT your credit card ig. 🙄

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@aliciaandrz That’s a pretty baby 🐈‍⬛

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@kevinolearytv You appear to be a citizen of at least 3 countries and none of them are the US. Why aren’t you building your monstrosity in a country where you’re actually a citizen?

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@vanVoltaireart @thepopecast Global record scratch moment for sure.

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@Kwabz9 @CanadiensMTL The hockey gods just declared him a good luck charm. He has to be at all the watch parties!

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@MbarkCherguia I’ve ….never seen anyone scrub a whole bottle of foundation onto their face…before…😱

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@Canes There should be a Martin tryout. 🤣