2-ply Hefty Bag

Initially created to relentlessly goof on a terrible song that was an absolute smash hit, 2-ply hefty bag has come back to life to call some shit out.

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*president @realDonaldTrump has a personal responsibility to visit & embrace all people in the US who contract #COVID19!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

President Obama has a personal responsibility to visit & embrace all people in the US who contract Ebola!

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@JenLawrence21 Statues, along with anyone stupid enough to worship any politician, should be melted down.

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@EricTrump @TrumpGolfDC I don't understand how you could stand next to a pedophile. Unless you too are one...

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@Sassafrass_84 😆 you're all so unhinged. Obsessed with politicians, how truly sad.

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The radical, miserable left has noticed our awesome Great American Road Trip trailer…

and they hate it.

It’s too wholesome.
It’s too patriotic.
It’s too joyful.

They’re upset because they don’t want you to celebrate America! And they definitely don’t want you to teach your kids civics & patriotism. So they tell lies to undermine the mission.

Here are the facts:

1. Production costs were paid for by the Great American Road Trip Inc., not taxpayers. Zero taxpayer dollars were spent on my family.

2. Neither myself nor my family received a salary or production royalties. The five part series will be freely accessible by the public on YouTube.

3. The series was filmed in short, one to two day production windows — such as weekends and the kids’ spring break.

4. Career ethics and budget officials at the Department of Transportation reviewed and approved both my participation and individual travel in accordance with federal rules.

5. Under my leadership, DOT has become the most responsive, productive, and transformational in its history — modernizing air traffic control, hiring 20% more controllers annually than my predecessor, moving grants at record speed, and removing illegal truck drivers from the road.

Don’t let the haters stop you from visiting our spectacular national parks, monuments and sights in honor of America’s 250th birthday!

Our message is really simple: to love America is to see America. So put the phone down, hit the open road, and rediscover what makes America great.

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@RealDeanCain This looks like the opening scene of a blowbang

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@NancyMace 😆

Do you really think appealing to a non-existent magical sky daddy does anything at all? 😆 You fairy tale folks are hilarious.

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@WhiteHouse You're so cringe 😆

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@SecWar Bro, are you fucked up again? Chill with the blow, it's so obvious.

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@WhiteHouse 😆 pathetic bunch of propagandists. Oddjob, you suck! Everyone knows Donald is frail and weak. And you're YUUUUGE

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@svtshultz @mmpadellan @raeraeh1 @StevenCheung47

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@Draivaden @kickindustup @BarackObama @MichelleObama @ObamaFoundation Because damn near everyone on X is completely insane. They worship one politician, and feel the need to trash another. Meanwhile, none of the politicians give a fuck about anything other than themselves. People are very stupid.

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@StephenM Unrigging it by multiplying the cost of living? 😆

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@EricTrump @realDonaldTrump 😆

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@HouseDemocrats No shit! And you're all fucking terrible as well.

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@nolietees @TONYxTWO Just so funny how this social media platform insists on flooding everyone's feed with lunatics who WORSHIP POLITICIANS 😆

Like, why? They're ALL criminals. Playing fools like puppets. People goofing on each other over which criminal they worship. 😆

The poorly educated: 😆

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@MAGAMAHACindy Hilarious to worship ANY politician 😆

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@ginamilan_ In a normal world, Americans wouldn't worship any politician, let alone whoever said politician is married to. That's some weird shit 😆

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@ChaseSupport @dvdgirl59 I now laugh even harder every time I walk past that behemoth shit box your dildo CEO insisted on pooping out onto Park Ave. What an eyesore! Does Chase even pay its employees enough to live/work here? Probably not. #greed

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@ChaseSupport @dvdgirl59 Had a great dinner with my girl and friends from out of town. Told the story about how your pathetic bank decided to close my accounts 😆 and how you've been added to my "shit talk forever" list. They were very amused at your stupidity! We were laughing for a few minutes. Thanks!