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Got called a white supremacist by black separatists that wants to kill the jews
Got called a black supremacist by a white kid mad he didn't get any black pussy

[Satan&Suspended @2SatanSatire]

@wizardofcause How is it not?

Is it a shallow view of stoicism? Obviously.
Is it a strange way to turn stoicism into an aesthetic? Of course!

But how is "control what you can and let the rest be" not a example of stoicism literally right out of the textbook???

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What they don't tell you is you can't take your internal validation intravenously

Thanks Doc

#TrustTheScience

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

One of the most dangerous addictions is the addiction to external validation.

[Satan&Suspended @2SatanSatire]

You're the perfect example to show that even if you agree entirely on one point (or several) you can't just blindly follow anyone on anything because if you give people long enough they prove, yet again, that humanity is always so disappointing

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LMFAO my dude... have you ever heard of overlapping vector bro?

WTF this guy is gonna make me have to make a fucking venn diagram LOL just to show him he's talking out his ass OMFG

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

My experience online has suggested to me that those who habitually use "dude" and "bro" are the derisive, narcissistic Machiavellian, sadistic trolls. Concluded after reviewing thousands of derogatory and inflammatory comments @datepsych

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@Edindro @KatWeegee What's that like?

I seem to remember something about these things called mornings and knowing where you are when you wake up

Sounds crazy

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@SteveMcRae_ Yes. Its like describing something you're observing in the natural world as "residing in the natural world" just feels unnecessary and redundant

(not the greatest example but I'm on day 3 of a bender)

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@SteveMcRae_ then they should probably stop arguing for things they actually believe cause they'll be beat by any 3yo just saying "nuh-uh"

I'm pretty sure I missed a few I wanted to address but I really just had to say something while I scroll twitter and grab a smoke

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@SteveMcRae_ Sure theists could refer to themselves as a-a-theists... but again that's just silly and nonsensical.

And it does mean that they could argue that they lack a lack of belief in a god... but again that's also just fucking silly and if anyone losses an argument to that idiocy...

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@Teatac @GhastlyDope @Pincalo Just like how we have to say entertainers and TeaTac

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@Edindro @KatWeegee That stream you asked me to remove from my channel and I can confirm

I kinda wish I still had a few of the streams I did back in the day. That being one of them. It actually turned into a really good interview even if started out as just drunk shit talking.

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@OroroWasHere @madehersignanda @35Dabba @ItsThreeSixty Then what's so telling my oh so literate, and apparently telepathic, academic superior?

What did THEY mean by what I asked THEM to answer about THEIR words before you so bravely showed me the folly of my stunning wrongdoing in linguistics?

I'm here to learn...

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@FuroridaNoMaya @Siradamantine @Backwards_Int @TheRalphRetort @Andywarski I'm just trying to make a point that watching these people at this point is more an L for the audience than the shit flinging monkeys on the screen

I genuinely respect bumfights more than what this side of the internet turned into

Fuck em... stop watching...

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@Siradamantine @FuroridaNoMaya @Backwards_Int @TheRalphRetort @Andywarski No one is watching the the Olympics to see the how the last place losers waddle along the finish line 3 hours after everyone has already gone home

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@Siradamantine @FuroridaNoMaya @Backwards_Int @TheRalphRetort @Andywarski If that's the criteria NONE needs to be an answer

That's like asking which of these dumpster fires smells most like fine Christmas dinner

They don't... they're all trash and moving from the worst piece of shit to the 2nd worst piece of shit isn't an accomplishment

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And if she genuinely hates me, like actually looks at me with disgust when I speak, that's how I know she's into me.

But yeah happy and food is good too I guess

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Fuck that!! Give me an angry, cynical, and depressed girl that hates the world and is borderline suicidal but with a good sense of humor about it.

Then all she needs to be is cuter than the crypt keeper and smarter than a U.S. President and I'm down bad

[van00sa @van00sa]

Guys are so easy, just be super happy all the time and feed them and they fall in love.

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@Elephant_ITR I like that everyone my age or a little older that was in my city around the time all have a Dimebag Darrell story

Sure half of them are lying about when or where they saw him or how many times

But everyone around here hung out with that dude at least once... no exceptions lol

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@Brink_Thinker I really wish you wouldn't