Dan The Man

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the average verified twitter account

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@JoshWhoX @ZacksJerryRig That’s right, he’s not separate from them.

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@DoctorGoldOval My god this looks absolutely fucking atrocious.

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@ThinkingAtheist If he actually turned up and said that I’d certainly be more inclined to believe he existed.

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@ChrisRGun That’s the beauty of it. You don’t.

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This just in:
In a bold move, Trump has declared that Epstein was a mass delusion, saying that he’s nothing more than a figment of our collective imagination and never actually existed. In fact, he doesn’t know anyone named Jeffrey. “Epstein? Isn’t that some kind of bath salts?”

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@Vonster You already know I'm subscribed, but please consider this my entry to the giveaway. Thanks, Von.

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Today we said goodbye to our dearly beloved friend and family member, Trish. Passed away in her sleep this morning.
I saved her life when she was a kitten and she would later go on to save my life. She will be deeply, deeply missed. We love you, Trish fish.

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I'd almost forgotten about the ugly monkeys

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@HungryJacksAU found this on my daughter's whopper last night. Luckily she wanted the tomato removed or she would have eaten this. Absolutely disgusting.

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Doing some gardening and realising that the internet has ruined my brain

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@mbrleigh The way they made the typography look like shit is icing on the cake

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Draw me like one of your french girls

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Apparently you can just pay to be at the top of the trending tab now, and of course it’s a crypto thing

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@k_masterkoda Wish I was a student, it sounds awesome!

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@SolidFighter69 @saraliciousz @jeannette_feliz Top 10 pictures you can smell. Number 1:

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@HE1NKEL @jeannette_feliz Asmonmold

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@AscheAshes Thanks, I’ll give that a shot. It was supposed to be a Christmas present. I was starting to think it’ll end up being a Christmas present for 2024

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@BadEggPub this is terrible customer service.

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@BadEggPub Still waiting on my order. I preordered the 4 variants pack on 23rd October and all I’ve received is a confirmation of my order and the digital version. I’ve replied to the confirmation email and tried emailing support, both several times, and have not receiving any responses.

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@AscheAshes Are you still waiting for a response? I ordered the day after preorders went live and have heard nothing since. I’ve replied to the confirmation email as it suggested, and tried emailing support without any response.