Tom

Sniff

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

@Schwarzwald77 Are you offended?

Let me clarify: I’m elated that he’s dead. Overjoyed….

Just like he was elated at seeing countless dead children throughout Middle East.

[The Babylon Bibi @TheBabylonBibi]

@marklevinshow Or, mark, you could move to the country you clearly prefer then help them wage their wars without American funds / munitions

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The single worst decision the American left made in recent years - and I include myself here - was defending, promoting, believing in this guy.
The absolute worst. An absolute charlatan and liar and wannabe Republican.

Apologies to @ConorLambPA and @malcolmkenyatta.

[Tom @2smiggy]

#nrl the number 3 was clearly ahead of the kicker for that Tigers try. All seems a bit corrupt. This from a neutral watching from Ireland. Especially after seeing what the bulldogs try was disallowed for.

[June @Liam_Hundley]

@WorldWideWob He gets super powers any time there's a clock expiring in his vicinity

[Cool @SuperxCoolcl]

@DanBilzerian @Rhanga21

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

I was attacked for exposing Bondi, but I noticed something...

He says I’m “fighting aimlessly AGAINST a hopeless agenda of Hate and Stupidity”

If I’m fighting against an “agenda of Hate and Stupidity” isn’t that a good thing?

Let’s go! Help me fight!
https://t.co/AgJY01JuFj

[Tom @2smiggy]

@MassieforKY Best of luck from Ireland

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

They’ve already spent $3.5 million against me and we’re still 95 days from Election Day.

It’s going to get very ugly, and I’ll need money to respond in order to win.

If I lose in May, it’s over. There’s nobody in the House who will do what I’ve done. https://t.co/AgJY01IWPL

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Rep. Thomas Massie just saw the unredacted Epstein Files, and he says there are redactions ON TOP of redactions.

“Sometimes you lift off the BLACK ink, and there’s WHITE ink redacting files.”

Massie says those white redactions are in witness forms, which contain the “names of people who are implicated in crimes by the witnesses and the victims.”

Because of the white ink, “We can’t see those.”

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Trump is very upset about this 60 Minutes interview with Marjorie Taylor Greene.

So whatever you do… absolutely do not repost it everywhere.

Let him stew.

[Dubs life @dubslife1]

👍

[Tom @2smiggy]

@theamelia__ give up drink

[Tom @2smiggy]

@patricej36 have you thought about getting a job ?

[Tom @2smiggy]

@ayeejuju you Indian fool, the isrealis would not look at you sideways. Pick better friends

[Adam @AdameMedia]

“When I’m trying to make arguments in favor Israel, I realize I’m talking through a wall of dead children.”

Guess what her solution is?

To ban cellphones…

This is why the world hates them.

[Tom @2smiggy]

#totp 🦭