💭

[Brook World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando estoy por mandar a todos a la mierda pero recuerdo que tengo un pedazo de pastel para comer en la nevera

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @cashyams]

this sounds bad until you read the first reply and it becomes biblically evil

[The Millennial Snowflake 🇵🇸 @Teh_Snowflake]

Mamdani really is cleaning up NYC.

[luca @jussawhole]

Took several shots at a party with a random girl and when I asked how old she was she said 19

[mohammad @cowboylikeboy]

The way i wouldnt be shocked 😭😭

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

for some reason everyone just unironically acts like this now and its so goddamn insufferable

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.

[zweena🪆 @conettifortune]

How it feel to read back on texts from when he actually loved u

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

This is killing me 😭😭😭

[The Spy Vex @TheSpyVex]

Fnaf 2 menú

[kage @sukikage_]

“are u ok” im literally a forest fire and i am the forest and i am the witness watching it

[Heather @perksofbeingHC]

This woman invited Chris Rock (known rapist) and Brad Pitt (known abuser) to her wedding, but she’s a feminist, and *I’m* the misogynist if I don’t kiss the ground she walks on just because she’s a woman lol ok 👍

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

THIS IS SATANIC ✡️🇮🇱

An Israeli soldier throws a stun grenade into a car carrying a Palestinian family, trapping them inside to absorb the blast.

Reports confirm one of the children inside is now permanently blinded for life.

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[ANNA @snowsnowae]

siamo figli dell’estetica tumblr e non lo rinnegheremo mai

[𝓔𝓵 𝓟𝓪𝓽𝓻ó𝓷 @ZBankEnt]

This has been backed by science..

The music you listen to between 13-25 will have the biggest impact on your taste for the rest of your life.