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[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Everytime I see this guy he's in the middle of a Family Guy cutaway gag.

[Dave NewBlood @DaveOshry]

I love how every website has a "[✔️] Keep me signed in on this computer" button and it's just straight up bullshit lol

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation

[Tube Mapper - Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper]

Mega Traffic - Brockley

As I waited on the platform bridge at Brockley London Overground, I took pictures of trains arriving at the station. After a while I realised I'd captured trains on every track so thought it would be funny to make a composite photo of all of the trains.

[. @JuanSotoHater]

tomorrow i hate watch like no one has ever hate watched before

[Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc]

The ban we'd all prefer.

[Mies @manymooses]

@yeeeerika I want to save files. To my computer. The one I own and keep in my house. Not everything has to or should be in the cloud.

Also Microsoft Office used to be a one time purchase. Actually everything was, ad supported subscriptions are insane.

It sucks now

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

[Juno 🚂 @jsketch12]

PUT HEADPHONE JACKS BACK ON PHONES!

[Nimbus 🌨️ @tattoopuppy]

No longer worried about maintaining friendships. I planned brunch at my house (pancakes & mimosas & fruit & coffee). Friends confirmed their times of arrival but day of, I heard absolutely nothing. And the hang out never happened. It’s not that I’m done, it’s just that I’m tired.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

8 billion people and these are the best 3 they could come up with? 😭

[latke @latkedelrey]

now why would his landlord know that

[Netflix @netflix]

Philomena Cunk will return.

CUNK ON LIFE comes to Netflix on January 2. In a one-hour special, Cunk will try to answer the age-old question..."What's the point of it all?".