#tootottootrot Star player for… someone. Destined for chaos. She/Her. The first Blaseball player to blow up the sun. PFP by @ratgills. Signed. Tot Fox.
I am being contacted by cryptocurrency scammers in my DMs. Let me be clear. I am not even sure real money works in here. Let alone your thing. But even if it did I would not accept your offer.
Signed. Tot Fox.
This is Kennedy Loser’s manager. I’m sad to report that Loser may not be tweeting for some time due to having swallowed his phone by accident trying to get the website to work.
The rabbits would thank you. And the game would come back sooner. Probably. Most likely. It will probably happen quicker if you do what I said. Signed. Tot Fox.
Fans can expedite the return of Blaseball by leaving saucers of cream and lightly sautéed meat on a stick outside with a small sign reading “only for Tot Fox” next to it. Signed. Tot Fox.
I am just saying I would enjoy having a sip of cream every once in a while. Is this too much to ask. To not have to hunt rabbits like a wild animal every day. Maybe some days. It is fun some days. But come on. Signed. Tot Fox.
@PinataPsychic@BlaseballCrabs Hey. Please do not go throwing my glory- I mean, allegations against me around. This honor I mean burden is my responsibility alone. Signed. Tot Fox.