Apologies, Kennedy Loser is not back, this was a scheduled tweet for a sponsorship deal that I’m pretty sure isn’t even valid anymore since the company was devoured by mantises.
If you would like to send messages of support, try throwing them into the Black Hole and crossing your fingers, or perhaps eating them in an imitation of your favorite splorts hero.
This is Kennedy Loser’s manager. I’m sad to report that Loser may not be tweeting for some time due to having swallowed his phone by accident trying to get the website to work.
Loser has sent us an official statement, but we are still attempting to decipher it as it seems to have been written in some hybrid Morse-Hieroglyphics language that either the Black Hole or Loser himself invented trying to break the communication barrier.