Kate Sanders

I am more than my anatomy.

[Kate Sanders @32pandakate]

This isn't even a parody account... https://t.co/pKf8iSKkWb

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I wonder if President Obama would have attended the funeral of Justice Scalia if it were held in a Mosque? Very sad that he did not go!

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Your father has cheated on every one of his wives including your mother.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

To err is human. To forgive is also human. The possibilities of human action are multitude.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

The strongest cat exists. Somewhere a cat is walking around, completely oblivious that it is stronger than all the other cats.

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

I'm pretty sure the only reason Jeff Sessions hasn't been removed from office is because a good share of the GOP base believes he's a Confederate memorial.

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Donald Trump's entire defense is that there's someone who is even more corrupt and treasonous than him and that person's name just happens to be named Donald Trump, too.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p

[Kate Sanders @32pandakate]

@spockandload @ChaseBoni

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Explain why we needed 7 Benghazi committees for the tragic loss of 4 American lives and not 1 Congressional investigation of the tragic reported loss of 4,635 American lives in Puerto Rico.

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

once more for the people in back: Hitler didn't say this. A socialist he had killed said this https://t.co/OfeCax23oY

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Trademarking the word "Brandless" is the most 2018 thing I've ever seen.

[Kate Sanders @32pandakate]

@christianleus Really? Lmao

[Kate Sanders @32pandakate]

So is the whole #GodsNotDead franchise just based on anti-college sentiment?

[Heather Archuletta @Pillownaut]

TV SHOW PITCH: "Doctor Who" but a woman with a time machine who goes back and ensures women get credit for their own work and discoveries.

[Amanda @MandiSolomon]

"Mary Magdalene was 1st to witness the risen savior. Eve was 1st to understand the importance of leaving the Garden. Mary was 1st to receive revelation that Christ’s mortal mission was about to begin. Women believe. In return, maybe for the first time, we should believe women.” https://t.co/HrIt1KfddT

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Dance like no one is watching. In fact, dance like no one else even exists. Dance like you are the last remaining survivor living alone in the decaying ruins of civilization.

[Kate Sanders @32pandakate]

And he hates same-sex couples for expressing their love? https://t.co/tYjrrKIANZ

[Paul Ryan @PRyan]

Politicians don't always kiss babies.

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

When it comes to shoes, it appears the Duke of Cambridge and Prince Harry have similar taste https://t.co/IK4PegV7bb

[BarryUhMusing @MatureTrumpTwts]

Um guys, I’m beginning to think that all this news about the fake billionaire with the fake hair, fake art, fake magazine covers, fake university, fake foundation, fake wire taps, fake illegal votes, fake phone calls and fake crowd sizes might not be fake.

- Barry