@bgurley This reminds me of the panic approaching the Y2K - People hording water, cash etc. all because the machines were going to all stop at the stoke of midnight... to which I always said, "which midnight are you most afraid of?"
@iCkEdMeL No, she thought she was pregnant, her mother had her take a test, the mother told her she was and then she confessed to everything. Turns out she was not pregnant (not that it matters). He not only admitted to it, but blamed her, when she was 13 for coming on to him!