Claire

people say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day

[tj :P @gooberschnoz]

mike pence’s full name is mechanical pencil

[Jayden Zachery @ZacheryJayden]

#STAARmemes “Big fish”
Father: I miss you
Son: I wish I could say I miss you, but I don’t know what I’m missing...
Me:

[Hey Bando @hey_bando]

My dad is 35, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.

[bandsofkeller5k @bandsofkeller5k]

Scan our flyer for $5 off registration! Race day is 30 days away! This is not your average 5k with music every step of the way! Come support the #bandsofkeller !

[Keller Central Band @KC_Band]

Indianapolis Send Off Performance. March 7th, @ Haltom High School. 7pm
See you there! @KISDFineArts @KellerCentralHS @HillwoodBands @HillwoodMS @KellerISD @TSMSKeller

[Mrs. Jau @CoachJauH20]

Congratulations to Gina! 4th in district and advancing to Region! @KellerCentralHS

[ska @marbleishard]

I know it's supposed to be ironic, but every time I hear the show dialogue another piece of me slowly dies.

[Claire @33claire33]

@Sarcastic_Elise HAHAAAH I DID THAT

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Trying to prove a point, RT if you think seaworld should be shut down

[Abbie @abbiehambyyy]

rt if u think Nike shorts should be 7 for $27 !!!!

[rose @rosecolavito]

My brother has been begging for a pug for forever. Please twitter, do your thang

[Bengo @bengochea_nick]

Its so hot here that we literally walk outside and get mad and dont know why we mad