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Please enjoy my bright blue balls

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@lastchalice Unfortunately this game was made by the most clueless dev studio on Earth.

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@KnownAsSys Many such cases

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@justahaloguy @isasmellzz It does

All the cutscenes are awful

Stop accepting slop and have some standards

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@Sen_Works @EckhartsLadder Cry harder

343 is a joke of a studio and campaign evolved is a joke of a Halo game

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@EckhartsLadder Yes. We need everyone to shit on this game so that 343 gets shut down.

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@ShittyHaloTakes It’s so clear that 343 just doesn’t care at all. Any dev on the planet could’ve cranked out this UE5 slop remake. One that truly cares for the franchise wouldn’t miss details like this and many others.

Nothing new though, since 2012 it’s clear they don’t give a fuck about Halo.

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@KingCheesus Except it’s not supposed to be because Cortana literally says it’s deep enough to cushion your fall

Did you even watch the video?

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@UberNick This guy is literally in the paid shills section of the credits, disregard his opinions, they hold 0 merit.

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@rockisinfinite You are literally in the “paid shills” section of the credits

Your opinion and review holds absolutely 0 merit.

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@NeonBirdGames @Zomb01YT How about you have some fucking standards?

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@william06265497 @UNSCLogan @Installation001 Except in the fall of reach it is very clearly stated that Mark V is Chief’s first experience with energy shields.

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@Kokorochanyuna1 It’s amazing how they still don’t understand any aspect of the franchise at all after 15 years

Either 343 is the absolute stupidest group of people in the world or they genuinely have a burning hatred for the franchise

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@blankfxiry Why does she look like a man lmao

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@SillyLittleChud No fucking way lmao

This can’t be real

Please tell me he accidentally turned on some sort of accessibility settings

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@Punished_Cheeks 343 is clueless and doesn’t understand Johnson at all

Original Johnson is insulting the Covenant out of anger and trying to get his marines fired up because they’re all likely dying very soon

New Johnson is just trying to be quirky funny millennial chungus

Infuriating.

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@Stallion83 Bait used to be believable

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@Punished_Cheeks Yet again 343 just doesn’t fucking get it

Johnson was never going out of his way to be funny just for the sake of being funny

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@Holy_lettuce Genuinely dumbfounded how after 15 years 343 still doesn’t get Halo. At all. Not the gameplay, not the lore, not the aesthetic, not a single fucking aspect of the franchise.

At this point it’s either pure malice or they’re so stupid that it’s actually sad to see.