Luke Hernandez

Luke, Lukas, Lukie-Pookie, Luke-Bot, Lou, etc.

[Luke Hernandez @357Luke]

NO FUCKIN WAY IM IN THIS 😭😭

[SZA @sza]

Tiny recap by @AnnieBercy 🦋👑🦋

[Bulk Vanderhuge @flatearthjape]

The AT&T guy gripped my cart and said “prove it” when I told him I had AT&T

[lizzie @ancientsaltdepo]

i think people from the US officially lost their right to being smug and mock chinas authoritarian surveillance state the past decade or so

you have AI flock cameras, palantir, massive surveillance state, being slave to billionaires, cant even touch a pool of water

[Jordan @JordanWellin]

If I got stabbed and Amy Adams saved my life the first thing I would’ve told her after waking up is that she should’ve won the Emmy for Sharp Objects.

[N @Bjork4president]

This is actually a really nasty thing to say, you’re gay do better

[𝒆𝒏𝒙𝒄𝒉 @EN0CX]

Remember when this old lady asked Tay Keith to play his beat louder then she started dancing. RIP Tay Keith. 🕊️🕊️🐐

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

They will interview a drunk person hoping to get outrageous comments but they will cover the mic as soon as they say something reasonable

[kirbcide @kirbcide]

Being outdoors in Texas rn is actually miserable. Like if actually feels like I’m walking into a wall of hot, sticky air

[Delta @imdeltaonline]

episode making fun of him is 15 years old

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

This episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia aired in 2020 during peak woke

[scar @imfat]

Please get addicted to positive thinking

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Harrison Ford and Jessica Williams stopped by to ruin my day! 😒

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

the sooner you recognize that ICE is just a glorified human trafficking operation the better

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘SCARY MOVIE’ opened to $55 million domestically and $50.5 million overseas, for a worldwide debut of $105.5 million.

This marks the best opening weekend in the franchise’s 26-year history.

[drew @drewsul_]

“you know my name we talked” DIVAAAAAAA

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

26 years apart by the way

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

These divas are coming back to us this weekend

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘HACKS’ officially ended its run with the series finale now standing as the show's highest-rated episode on IMDb.

A rare feat that only a handful of series have achieved.

[m @bigllittlelies]

summer in the city is upon us

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

Fit check. Live from the set of Man of Tomorrow.

[StupidButterfly @StupidButterfIy]

Went to see Obsession tonight and I learned there was a 10-year-old sitting behind me in the theatre when he turned to his parent and said very pointedly "Why did you bring me to see this"