Johnny Crypto

A day late and a dollar short

[Merk @TrulyAFed]

My fuckin bank account, retard

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@escapefrommelos Luckily this guy has no friends

[Skyler @skyler_mzx]

lol.
they dont like being tracked

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

Fuck my life. I just bought a $20 burrito and a $12 iced coffee. Now I can never afford a $800,000 house

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@financedystop It’s the corporate bootlickers in the replies for me

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

Obligatory fuck boomers

[Russ Greene @GreenPlusAnE]

89% of senior citizens support raising taxes on younger workers to maintain their benefits.

The median primary voter is 65.

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@PolicarBizar Octopussy

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@MicahBert143 @Docquistador For the price of this cover you can basically just get a romeo5 or hs lol

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@DocStrangelove2 Flip ups work better when they are flipped up

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

So much winning!

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Some gas stations in the USA are going as high as $9.99 per gallon

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@MatrixMysteries And still in debt

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@WatcherGuru 🤡

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@DumontRudisel @Mrgunsngear A blem stripped lower lol

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@renu_offcl Kanye W

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

Cash for clunkers was a psyop

[Pubity @pubity]

Every new car in the U.S. will be required by law to have tech that puts constant surveillance on the driver by 2027.

AI in your car will determine if you're sober and fit to drive, automatically turning off the vehicle if it determines you're a danger on the road.

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@Babygravy9 Wearing makeup for a hike like this is crazy work

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@TheJoeySwoll Wait until they realize she has an OF and cancel the relationship 🤣

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

💀

[Mikael 👻 @BacardiCapital]

I keep a nightstand full of fake van cleefs as a goodie bag for one night stands

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

Seen a woman do this when her man was fighting a guy with a knife. You can’t make it up.

[Johnny Crypto @369cryptofine]

@Keybaker_ Lmao preferring shoes or clothes to that is the most female response possible