Hayden

[Hayden @37Hayden]

The sky is falling, the wind is calling.
Stand for something or die in the morning.

[D0ge @cannotstopdoog]

"How many people do you want to deport?"

I want farmers to be forced to pay 45 dollars per hour so they can get a White teenager to sweat his ass off on the field during summer bc they have no illegals they can pay to under the table

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I’ll soon be sponsoring a bill to withhold federal money from municipalities and police departments that deploy Flock (and other style) cameras to surveil law abiding citizens.

[Specter @DemonFramed]

One of the clearest signs that something is broken is when a woman sitting in an air conditioned office at the warehouse is making six figures, while the men loading trucks, lifting boxes, and keeping the place running are making $18 an hour.

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[calzqo @calzqos]

real ogs remember when psn was down for 23 days

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

18 months. $5 trillion fucking dollars in 18 months. And we still don't have healthcare. And they gutted education. And food assistance. And food safety, and clean air, and clean water. And cut 300k federal jobs. Where the actual fuck is that new spending actually going?

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

if you're still torrenting in 2026, your life is probably better than the average person in a lot of ways and much worse than the average person in some hard to explain ways

[Andrew Torba @BasedTorba]

Power bill is up 18%
Gas is $4.30
Grocery bill went from $200 to $300
Retail stores still loaded with foreigners
Golden age

[Adnan Ikic @SayWhichWay]

When I tell you I was SEATED every single day after school

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

You know how you can tell all these $1m+ homeowners are fucking broke?

They don't buy the empty lots next to them for $200k

[daisy @daisywaffenfren]

Perfection 👌🏻

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 5x

[Laiiyylaa @Laiiyylaa]

My therapist once told me: Imagine being bitten by a snake and, instead of treating the bite, you waste time chasing the snake to understand why it bit you and prove you didn't deserve it.

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

In case something does happen to me, there’s only one thing the world needs to know.

The United States has teleportation technology.

It seems impossible but it’s true.

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

Nobody talks about how we're all paying $15 for sandwiches now and just pretending that's normal. Five years ago that same sandwich was $8. The price doubled and the only explanation we got was "supply chain issues" which apparently means "forever."

[Justin Liverman @the_cia_hacker]

im pretty sure all Gnostic texts are about semen retention for 33days as your cerebral spinal fluid fills up your 33 vertebrates in your spine all the way to your pineal gland which is sensitive to electromagnetism btw

[Sam Altman @sama]

homeboy you're the one sellling public market investors on short-term space datacenters

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“You can be the best man in my wedding but please don’t say anything stupid in your speech”

ME:

[Snickerdoodle @SuperSnkrdoodle]

Is this… not already obvious to people?

Austin Powers came out when millennial me was a kid. The joke: frozen for 30 years, 1967 “cool” was now a joke in 1997. That movie will be 30 years old next year.

Millennial gaming culture is Austin Powers waking up in 2026.

[Christopher C. Smith @christophcsmith]

You usually won't find smart, perceptive people bragging about being smart. Instead, they play little "recognition games" with each other. They smuggle clever Easter eggs into conversations and watch who "gets it." This provides an unfakeable signal of who is at least their peer.