Gentleman Baller

he/him a grown ass man

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

There's nothing wrong with double dipping your fries if you're the only one eating them

[ajjack.bsky.social @brooklynPD]

Trash nytimes justifying why the white man who murdered Jordan Neely wasn’t charged, + my voice to the righteous chorus of WTF world are you “reporting” in.

In 2021 over 40% of felonies & 50% of misdemeanors in NY were DISMISSED after charging b/c case not able to be proved

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

Shout out to that tiktok guy who’s wife makes him nachos while he cuddles up in his big blankie on the couch. He’s the blueprint fr.

[Jane Greer @NorthDakotaJane]

IMO, “erasure poetry” is not poetry in any way. And to destroy someone else’s writing—or, God forbid, poem—and then call the leftover words a new “poem” is pure philistinism.

Fight me.

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

I made Stardew valley real through the power of my dreams

👤👤👤readers added context

Stardew valley was already real bitch boy

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

Teaching my pet chimp to smoke weighted cigarettes. When the time comes he will be ready.

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

Laughing and drinking with all my friends in Stardew valley. Neil young’s harvest moon is playing from the jukebox through the night. The song doesn’t seem to start or end, like it goes on forever. And it never starts to grate.

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

[this user has never fought Steve]

[▦ @mediumproof]

I’m outside matt Walsh’s home and his behavior is making me feel very unsafe

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

Constructing a ziggurat in my back yard to communicate with grey aliens. Unfortunately I have drawn the ire of the federal government.

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

Super Smash Brothers is literally the best video game ever created … 🔥 yeah I said it

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

I’m gonna steal these

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

@knuckelsandwich My cousin would do this except it wasn’t to preserve the pepperoni he just liked to make random shapes when he cut

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

May the fourth be with you Star Trek fans

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

Interviewing a Girl Scout for a feel good story and we’re both suspended below the helicopter by rope

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

If I was a news anchor I would pretty much just report all my stories from the helicopter.

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

The bars are open tonight in Stardew Valley. Come get drunk in beautiful Stardew Valley.

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

Stardew Valley is real. I’ve been there. And talked with all my friends at the bar. Late into the evening.

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

Tried to replace the headlight bulb on my Prius and fucked it beyond repair

[Gentleman Baller @38_down]

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[TR | Zenatti @Zenatti_D]

@ChakkieWFT Need a Steve to build a cross in a tournament game and then burn it with down tilt to represent his unholiness

[Arthur Dent @ARTHURdented]

Cops do not protect people. They are always protected from the consequences of their actions. Don't trust cops.