Kylie Simpson

Lover of good books, bad movies and really shitty men. Don't feel bad that I can bench press more than you. You're just weak.

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

Hey @LiveTrafficSyd traffic lights are out on parramatta road from Burwood to Strathfield. Includes some back roads as well. Not mentioned once in traffic reports

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

@ChrisMinnsMP Given the recent headlines im not sure you can go hard with the tagline “just like we promised”

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

@jocaseau It’s because air freight has stopped AND there is a global paper shortage. Focus on printing local books, and sea freighting the rest in (which takes 3 months)

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

@DavidNeyland2 @ChrisMinnsMP Because I’m the olden days, govt used our taxes to fund these big projects and tolls went back into the public purse. Since the libs have been in, everything is privatised and tolls go to some billionaire.

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

@guyofradelaide @SunTree256 @PaulMeekPerth There was the women’s marches but you probably didn’t attend those

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

@mikeaubrey2 @fanaticeel @PaulTully @harrytclarke @7NewsBrisbane @CountryCaller Damn it, i forgot the Pride flag exemption

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

@spiderdave175 @RepPatFallon Right? I was just thinking this.

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

You know when you see this that the comments will be full of red neck flag waving ignorance. Didn’t disappoint

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

It's time we ban assault weapons in this country.

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

@spiderdave175 @thetwittser Same

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

@anna_prole @tdeb007 @AlboMP @trussliz Honestly, it’s called diplomacy. People don’t get it

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

Agree @Bookeboy 100% @sarahmcduling is an absolute legend

[John Purcell @Bookeboy]

You know who is brilliant, @sarahmcduling is brilliant. For the last ten years she has been kind enough to read my work in its infancy. Her encouragement, her suggested changes, her patience and her intelligence has helped me immeasurably. She would make a brilliant publisher.

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

Wtf is with this image? https://t.co/Qw2pyR7KhI

[Books+Publishing @BplusPNews]

'Masterfully paced', Sally Hepworth's delivers another 'page-turning' domestic thriller with her forthcoming novel 'The Soulmate' (@MacmillanAus).

Read our advance review here:

https://t.co/LyshTMAAbQ

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

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[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

@alwaysmorebooks Because it’s embarrassing how low it is 🤣🤣

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

Wordle 416 5/6

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[The Chaser @chaser]

Awkward: Landlord raising rent due to interest rates going up realises he forgot to lower rent when interest rates were down

[Kylie Simpson @38Kylie]

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Stupid game keeps resetting my streak even though I haven’t lost

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me, Googling the number that just called instead of answering like a fucking adult.