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Keeping wives and children safe from drunk E-3s since 1791

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@Oilfield_Rando Summer Kwanzaa Baby!

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@MikeOzanian @FrontRowBrian
President Trump needs a performance of the night bonus for leaving the auto-pen portrait up instead of Sleepy Joe.

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@JesseKellyDC Jesse, I hate to spoil your moment, but that's not a woman.

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@RepYassAnsari Or, alternatively, and I mean this with the utmost sincerity. You're a cunt.

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@FrontRowBrian I can't imagine being such a piece of shit, that I would stab the guy in the back who brought me on the largest podcast in the at no benefit to himself. What a fucking snake.

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@FrontRowBrian It's even worse. These ingrates are carted around by imported Congolese and Somali Nationals. Our Airports have been stolen from us and turned into a taxpayer-funded 3rd World Jobs Program!

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@FrontRowBrian The whole thing was perfect. Staging in the Oval and walking past the Presidential portrait. The Marine Corps Band was phenomenal all night. It's a piece of American history that belongs in the Smithsonian. And only one President had the wherewithal to do it! That I can tell you.

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@jacnlu1 @FrontRowBrian He owes that SSgt who did vocals an autograph and some merch. She killed it. The whole band killed it all night, but that one was definitely special.

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@FrontRowBrian @FBIDirectorKash Gayer than cum on a mustache.

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@FrontRowBrian CPS should have gotten involved the moment his parents tried and failed to spell Tyson. Also, the processing officer who wrote "bald" deserves a raise 🤣

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Imagine watching two men strip half naked, lock themselves in a steel cage, and beat the shit out of each other to appease a half drunken crowd, while simultaneously having your feelings hurt over a joke. These are not serious people. Just a bunch of bums competing in the Outrage Olympics, because the spotlight was on somebody else. Sad!

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@BravoKiloActual @SydneyLWatson I'm fairly anti regulation, but we need to make it a federal crime to record yourself monologing from inside an automobile. 10 years in prison, and permanent loss of voting rights.

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@FrontRowBrian Hockit did "her" a favor. She's less likeable than skin cancer, and incapable of staying relevant on her own. Hockit just threw "her" a lifeline and 3 more months of headlines. Big Mike should be sending him a thank-you card. Believe me.

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@FrontRowBrian Put it in the Smithsonian!

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@FrontRowBrian Put Justin Gaethje's walkout on repeat in the entryway of the Smithsonian! Greatest Live Event Ever! That I can tell you!

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@CoryBooker

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@contemnor @RobProvince I should, but I won't.

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@Oilfield_Rando Sickle Cell Anemia

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I doubt he does, and I don't blame him. He does still have a wife and son to think about. Which I know he is. I don't know, man. I've picked up my son's remains from a funeral home, and I'm glad I didn't have to deal with cameras and microphones during that time frame. I just want the guy to experience the little bit of peace that's still possible.