Champagne Danny

Just a dawg wit a blog. DM for professional inquiries.

[Champagne Danny @3ChampagneDanny]

How I look when she catch me taking $20 out of her wallet when she was supposed to be asleep #thatsbaseball

[Target News @TargetNews]

An apology from us: We pulled an offensive Halloween costume that should never have been part of our assortment. It is no longer for sale. As a company, we got this wrong, and we are deeply sorry. We know this is especially hurtful for our Black guests, team members and partners. Removing the costume is an important first step, and the company is looking closely at how this happened and what needs to change to ensure this won’t happen again.

[Champagne Danny @3ChampagneDanny]

@oneeyedscarer Almost did the same Nix Mayfield tom foolery too. Both have week 10 bye so had to pick up future hall of famer Daniel jones instead

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@Sammydimes68 0 for 3 but I do have a burner

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@craiginthecut I like to keep one in rotation so I’m never actually in a slump. Plus u gotta bang a 4 to appreciate an 8

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Sending text to the bag man on a calm lil Tuesday night

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@Jaguars @NFL Holy #Shrink

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@triplecrownlol Bare minimum

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A present to my 20 year old secretary for her silence!

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@Arch_Meatpants Idk who this “x rules” is girl but unless she’s a 34D she’s not getting violated

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In this economy I’d cuff a 6 if her dad worked at Wells Fargo #Expand

[Robert “Serps” Prescott @desantishandy]

I’m genuinely cuffing a 6 if her dad works at Goldman

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Here’s my entry for the #goodgoodgolfchallenge ! @goodgood_golf #DontTouchMyDriver
Feel free to reply with your own!

[Champagne Danny @3ChampagneDanny]

@ojessie__ Kate Upton

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@DeputyFife69 It’s not if u record it

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@Arch_Meatpants #RackAttack

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@BleacherReport The Achilles was gods warning shot that raping women doesn’t get u past the pearly gates, the greatest defense Kobe ever played

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@overtime Pretty memorable performance in Colorado in 2003 too, no?

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Happy 8/24 Kobe day! A reminder that you can do anything with prime shaq and a good team of lawyers as long as u win 5 championships!

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@fentantylfan420

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@Lakers So pumped! Sending mamba mentality love all the way from The Lodge and Spa at Cordillera, in Colorado! 🖤

[Champagne Danny @3ChampagneDanny]

@Hoodville_ U gotta take one in the upper bowl of the toilet so everytime they flush it just fills back in