Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold

Applebees $1 marg enjoyer | Sam Darnold meat rider | Sigma Nu | Alcoholic | Fuck the rams | 51 HCP | Brunette enthusiast

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

Bet all of us who run burner accounts have huge dicks. Probably have nice cars and a smoke show of a wife also

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

Holy shit hopefully the cars alright #dindunuffin

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@impostersyndrum I can’t tell if they get smaller or bigger down the line

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@souleybjorkins

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

What kind of fucking luck do I have bro

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

Will let yall know how it goes #thatsgolf

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@Randal2faded Don’t blame ya Randal #thatsgolf

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@Randal2faded I’m glad he’s got a cute mirror in the background so he can do his boyfriends makeup

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@loverofthehole It’s gonna blow

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@DracoGuks High noon and raspberries? Hell yeah

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@EdwinStanton97 Fuck man he was one of my favorites

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@MunchieBocks @_TheJewishMamba Luck of the Irish is what he would call it

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@littlestharden Not a terrible shot, just a windy day

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@JerryMcdonsi 🫩🫩🫩

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

Bet all of us who run burner accounts have huge dicks. Probably have nice cars and a smoke show of a wife also

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

Big red singing whiskey glasses really wasn’t on my bingo card for today but alright

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@AOConnell124 Unfortunately I think we were all gonna drink either way

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@cheechandvaughn Please tell me you gave her a piece of your mind, if you’re pickin up what I’m puttin down 🤛

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@Higmagnum I saw him on my fyp yesterday, day was ruined at a sharp 11:08 am

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

@3ChampagneDanny Having a burner beats being rich and being hung

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

Just a jolly fucker ain’t ya

[Sam “Fat Dick” Darnold @Sammydimes68]

We gotta put clav and parsons in a locker room together