Enigmatic Contradiction

Recovering from 33 years of Christianity (just like Jesus!) Productive adult citizen. Sometimes funny, sometimes not. Enneagram 7

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@lisastark351 @Cptnrwrpnts @FlyMike_23tx Has this strategy ever worked for guys to get laid? Is there someone out there responding positively to give them hope and continue perpetuating this behavior? Or are they just saying, “It’s never worked, but I really think it will this time.”

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@amna49854 Your management has done this to you. Just raise your prices by 20% instead of this sneaky BS

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Hey @McDonalds cool kiosk and mobile app but I’ve literally been standing at a register for 5 minutes and 4 employees have looked at me but no one will help. This is unreal

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@FinFreedom414 Now make it realistic… option A is $2mm net worth and option B is negative $500k net worth

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@PsychePhilly @rukky_nate This isn’t true at all. Every CrossFit gym is very co-ed as well as many others

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@Thermobolic She would have died. Probably even sooner.

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@AdrianBethune There is so much wasted time at school that it’s embarrassing. I would estimate that 20-30-% of the time kids spend at school is actually used for learning and I feel like that is a generous estimate

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@Moonlight_myths Well, she treated him as “not a dad” and it seems like he’s treating her like someone who isn’t her dad would treat her. Sad situation all around

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@Commenter51 @Melo_Malebo That last sentence is incredibly powerful. It’s everything broken in our society. It’s also why our congress can’t get anything done.

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@BrianKorne81667 @TobiAnneLyons1 @drantbradley The government subsidies sports through paying for stadiums so no, it’s not pure capitalism

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@Roper70 @ClayTravis @NFL Bud Light has substituted. The NFL does not

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@Roper70 @ClayTravis @NFL I didn’t say I was in favor or against it, but I promise you the NFL will be just fine. Everyone talks a big game like they are going to boycott but they won’t and the NFL won’t suffer

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@MyLampandOil @catturd2 That escalated quickly

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@Roper70 @ClayTravis @NFL The NFL just reached a huge amount of people they wouldn’t have otherwise. His job is just fine. And all the US fans will get over it because they want to see football and aren’t willing to quit watching over this

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@PrabhuSagadevan @ClayTravis No, the US is unique in that its flavor of capitalism will always do whatever makes the most money. And reaching hundreds of millions of people who otherwise would watch the halftime show makes them money

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@LadyLibertyUSA3 @CynicalPublius You dramatically overestimate the benefits these athletes get. Most of them work part time at Home Depot (there’s a literal program to give them a flexible schedule) and have roommates so they can afford and have time to train. The government should be reimbursing them tbh

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@MbarkCherguia 2. It doesn’t say anyone joined the couple for the picnic

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@ShitpostRock Considering 50% of Gen Z can’t go out to a bar because they are underage and the ones who are old enough don’t have the disposable income, I would expect them to spend alot less. Yes, that generation drinks less but charts like this are just misleading to the whole story

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@JakeMorrisonNBA Fake news. The internet and social media has become an absolute cesspool. Fake news should be a crime

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@gotrice2024 Holy cow, can we call out it was probably done on purpose for content? How would he know to record that specific interaction? Does he record all of them? He should definitely be fired for recording customers

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@Loveof1776 @gotrice2024 @projectmagahp He did it as a stunt. Does he record every interaction? How did he know to record that one? So over performative social media BS