Canadasdancer

the majority of people don’t deserve access to you

[Canadasdancer @canadasdancer]

Non sexual loving touch is way undervalued in a relationship.

[mac @povurcrying]

at some point in your life you'll find someone you have unreal chemistry with and it's very important to know that you can't have them.

[Ms Anon @MsQuietAnon]

🤩🤗

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

Twitter is for people who want attention while being left alone

[Kris Luckenbach @KrisLuckPhoto]

I’ve been using X for 15 years and I finally put the greatest photos I’ve ever taken on your timeline

[dave @Dave37530840210]

in this stillness

[Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow]

Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing.
You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong.
So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.)
I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.

[Canadasdancer @canadasdancer]

Time & space to let my brain focus on creating a brand new future that no longer includes you.

[🚩 @coffeendyapping]

"But if tampons would be free women would abuse the system"

What the f*ck do you think they would do with them?

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

“we can still be friends”

i wanted to marry you, you idiot.

[Tex the White @hardspiral]

(Tombstone)

“He was died doing what he loved - your mom”

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

we can't let a MAN be PRESIDENT, what if he gets HORNY and gets seduced by a CHINESE SPY

[Matty @bestestname]

Halloween candy demonstrates why I can never try heroin.

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

Things to say when someone sneezes:
- I don't respect you.
- God can't help you.
- Take that shit outside.
- This is why you're alone.
- Now I need a shot.
- This used to be a nice neighborhood.

[Canadasdancer @canadasdancer]

If you tweet about copy and pasting gifs I’m blocking the account because it means you’re a bot.

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

you aren’t hanging with six kinds of bird on the beach while watching harbour seals frolic in the inlet enough, btw

[Turgid Verse @gullyvuhr]

If you want to thank a veteran this Veterans Day, spare us the obligatory "thank you for your service." Don't make us stand up at work or single us out on fucking conference calls.

Thank us by voting for better human beings. People who give a damn about the country we served and the people we served alongside. People who fund veterans' healthcare, mental health services, and the programs that help vets come home and build lives. Because your gratitude means fuck all when you keep electing people who gut the very services veterans depend on.

Trump isn't fighting for us. The VA lost approximately 40,000 employees during 2025. Billionaires aren't fighting for us. And your performative patriotism doesn't mean a damn thing when the people you thank today are forgotten tomorrow.

Vets don't need another fucking standing ovation, they need a grateful country that keeps its promises and your vote is how that happens.

[Arry Pottah🇨🇦 @13murphy66]

At the going down of the sun, and in the morning. We will remember them.

[Canadasdancer @canadasdancer]

@ABaby183 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Trey @treydayway]

Went to Costco and got a cake and pizza so I'm good

[Kvy_kev @Kvy_kv]

Thank you for your service Veterans.