Biker mates in 42 Counties🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Motorcycles/cars/engines/music/fun, I've lived in 5 Counties in the British Isles. No unsolicited D.M.s.

I sometimes block political rubbish...

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@RealCounties I used to live there.

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Roger was very thin because he was afraid to spend a lot of money on food...

He looked forward to the day when his grandfather would die and leave him a fortune.

His grandfather was blessed with both a sense of humour and a sense of justice. So he planned that when he finally died, all he would leave to Roger would be a cookie.

But what a cookie.

It was made with butter churned from milk from a yak milked by a virgin milkmaid on the highest field on a hidden Himalayan peak next to the ultimate source of the sacred Ganges River.

It was made with flour harvested from plants of the single-grained EinKorn found growing on the site of a Neolithic Anatolian village and ground between millstones of Lapus Lazuli.

It was made from eggs collected from Peahen nests in the remotest marshes of outback Australia.

It was made from sugar boiled from a cane garden in a secret valley in New Guinea.

It was flavoured with a vanilla pod from the mysterious and still sacred original Vanilla Vine found by the Totonac people when they arrived in the Mazatlán Valley on the Gulf Coast of Mexico in the 15th century.

It had added flavour, as well, with chocolate chips made from the beans of a Cacao tree found on the site of a previously undiscovered Mayan temple.

When Roger's grandfather died, the cookie was baked by Gordon Ramsey in a kitchen built exclusively for the purpose.

It was the most expensive cookie ever baked, and its ingredients consumed the entire fortune.

The lawyers delivered the cookie to the anorexic Roger as his entire inheritance. Understandably, all the other relatives were more than a little put out, and they paid Roger a visit.

They all wanted their share of the fortune, but they couldn't find it because it had disappeared into the thin heir.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Don't make this mistake when buying beer:

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Labour has just rolled out the red carpet for the world’s brazen criminals https://t.co/EMpBDrbr38

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Mom: I can never completely remove the dirt stains on my kid baseball pants

Dad: Say no more

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@RnRNationlive Pink Floyd, Strangers and Motorhead, all from 1977.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Gazan doctors: She has Leukemia

Israeli doctors: She has Leukemia

Italian doctors: She has Leukemia

The medical report: She died of Leukemia

The BBC: Israel starved her to death

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@Matt_Pinner My soul back

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@benonwine Yes

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@ThrillaRilla369 Yes

[Biker mates in 42 Counties🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @3Motorcycles]

@RadioGenoa Gay bar

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@sharrond62 @marksandspencer I suspect somewhere in the @marksandspencer HR/dei offices is a policy document that agrees that a trans women, IE a man is a woman, which allows them the get out clause that all their bra fitters are female...

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Monty Python's Life of Brian is 46 years old today.
13 Life of Brian Classic Moments - A THREAD
Brian could well be the funniest movie ever made, and one clip alone won't do it justice. So dive into this thread and find out why Brian was a very naughty boy. You splitter!
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[Benonwine @benonwine]

Who would win in a debate out of these two? 🇬🇧

Repost for Thatcher and Like for Starmer?

[Sarah Summers @SarahSurviving]

So I decided to write a blog post compiling all of his red flags 🚩

This man is not a safe adult (2/2) https://t.co/SvQOpVoLkf

[☠️ Matt 👾 @Mattisamazing33]

Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?

He stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog

[Connor Tomlinson @Con_Tomlinson]

Ayaan Hirsi Ali once explained why Muslims frequently litter and disrespect public spaces:

‘As a translator for other Somalis who had arrived in Holland, I saw this phenomenon in various forms. One was simply the clash of cultures when immigrant Muslims and native-born Dutch lived in close proximity to one another.

'In apartment complexes, the Dutch were generally meticulous about keeping common spaces free of any litter. The immigrants, however, would throw down wrappers, empty Coca-Cola cans, and cigarette butts, or spit out the remnants of their chewed qat.

'The Dutch residents would grow incensed at this, just as they would grow incensed by the groups of children who would run about, wild and unsupervised, at all hours. It was easy for one family to have many children. (If a man can marry up to four wives and have multiple children with each of them, the numbers grow quickly.)

'The Dutch would shake their heads, and in reply the veiled mothers would simply shrug their shoulders and say that it was “God’s will.” Trash on the ground became “God’s will,” children racing around in the dark became “God’s will.” Allah has willed it to be this way; it is there because Allah has willed it. And if Allah has willed it, Allah will provide. It is an unbreakable ring of circular logic.

'There is a fatalism that creeps into one’s worldview when this life is seen as transitory and the next is the only one that matters. Why pick up trash, why discipline your children, when none of those acts is stored up for any type of reward? Those are not the behaviors that mark good Muslims; they have nothing to do with praying or proselytizing.'

They believe that nothing is their responsibility. They do not plan for the future, or defer gratification. They treat the world beyond their doorstep as a wilderness, to dump rubbish in when the mood strikes.

You do not understand how these people think. They will not produce the same civilisation as us.

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@Gaynotqueer1 Bit rude, but I suspect they all might...

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@Mattisamazing33 My wife, the senco with a specialism in Dyslexia, finds this funny.

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@mototingle Might take a look at this.