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@BreakKid4321 @ariadotwav "These," said @BreakKid4321 to himself, "these are tears of laughter."

He turned off his phone. In the dark reflection of its screen he could see a face--a face that was not his.

"Happy birthday man"

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@BreakKid4321 @ariadotwav Continuing to write erotic fanfic about some random Twitter user, @BreakKid4321 learns he has stumbled upon a secret talent.

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@xXxCritlerxXx @Urban__Tree ...yet he knew deep down that wasn't the reason. The real reason was that he kept getting bodied in Guilty Gear comps by those very LGBT troon goblins.

He still wakes up in a sweat with the image of Bridget's victory animation lingering in his mind.

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@CruxStellarum @DanteB35353 @creation247 Reading had always been a difficult task for @CruxStellarum ever since he was a child. This is why he lashed out at any post with two or more sentences.

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@Green_Onions67 It had seemed like ages since @Green_Onions67 had ventured outside

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@StennerMax @TheSlimeRain @Conwil258 It had been months since @StennerMax's family had returned any of his calls.

It all started at dinner when he went on a 20 minute rant about transvestigating Brigitte Macron and Shrek

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@skscartoon @elonmusk @skscartoon would often daydream about the cock of Elon Musk. He would salivate over what he could only imagine was its texture, taste, and aroma.

"One day" he thought to himself.

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@xCH3CKMAT3x @mcsquared34 @tmorello Ever since he was a child he'd freeze like a deer in headlights at any multisyllabic word. Such paralysis fueled his insecurity and drove him to right-wing pseudo-intellectualism

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@xCH3CKMAT3x @mcsquared34 @tmorello Reading has always been a struggle for @xCH3CKMAT3x. 'Green Eggs and Ham' might as well be 'War and Peace' in his eyes

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@NjelekaL @ToriatheistTori "Yes," he muttered, "the real hypocrisy is pointing out the hypocrisy of others."

@NjelekaL leaned back in his office chair with a sense of accomplishment.

"I am truly a genius."

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@FightWithMemes Yet nobody could spot the problem—only those with problems

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@andyhat54 @elonmusk It had been ages since @andyhat54's family had returned any of his phone calls

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@JadeAtrophis @JadeAtrophis, like many on the right, would often adopt political positions based on whether people were mean to them on Twitter.

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@staypetulant @DrClownPhD Little did @staypetulant know that this was, in fact, a drawing

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@XFreeze "Peppa pig has lesbians now. The west has fallen," he thought grimly to himself.

A single tear ran down @XFreeze's cheek as he scarfed down his frozen TV dinner.

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@Demosthenes555 @SuperSisi @Demosthenes555 smirked to himself then promptly went back to his NFTs

"Such a fool" he uttered under his breath.

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@LilJonAdams @RespectfulMemes "First they came for the football fans"

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@daffyfeels @LiteralMem3s It all started on that fateful day—when @daffyfeels got made fun of on Roblox

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@BronzeFace @Lopariro @cboyack Little did @BronzeFace know that economic parasitism is actually exemplified by the relationship between those who own and those who do.

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@LegDayReps @micah_erfan @BrandiKruse "ฉันเหนื่อยแล้ว" @LegDayReps thought to himself.

His days had become inundated with AI generated memes and incendiary posts meant to generate buzz. It's what puts food on the table after all--just a bit of revenue goes a long way in Thailand.

Yet he still felt empty.