梅狸猫🫟

见泷原市平静上班族😶🫪
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if you love the world for its flaws you will never be disappointed.
Gravity is a fragile thing.

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

if you love the world for its flaws you will never be disappointed

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

@che_7758

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Before you die as a man, do this:

1- See your six -pack once.
2- Deadlift two times your body weight.
3- Do 10 pull-ups straight.
4- Travel solo.
5- Quit something that's killing you. A job, a habit, a relationship.
6- Build something of your own. Business, a project. Doesn't matter, just yours.
7- Be the fittest in your group at 40. 8- Wake up at 40 with no medications.
9- Look in the mirror feeling proud and inspired.

Most men will neverrrrrrrr get here.

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

在外包公司呆着很无聊，上午开完会后看了一下午HR文件夹里的简历，大概有两百多份，岗位基本都是工程师，而且差不多都有照片。总结就是男性的不可能三角定律太真实了，收入高、长得好看、身材好三者兼顾的没有一个满足的，占两项的也不是很多，光看照片五官就是满满的性缩力。。。

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

来做兼职，客户没来，我坐在办公室看了好多身边文件夹里的简历，感叹人与人之间的差距真的好大

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

妈妈！

[Serenity @aleabitoreddit]

只是因为这张图浏览量太高了…

白毛牛来

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

猪肉汤饭味道好鲜美

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

@cutecutenut 这是哪里 好美好美😭

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

困到要死 撒泡尿感觉清醒多了

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

办公室小登逆天了！！午饭时间约了我身边的小美实习生到现在都没回来，我说这实习生最近怎么每早一杯咖啡，可能都是这个小登送的

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

zwj说她有了新感情了，昨天听到后当场崩溃，今天继续崩溃

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

70% revenue guidance vs. 45% expectation
$NVDA无敌史诗级财报救了半导体，救了市场，软件硬件同时涨，大盘离涨不远了，新高指日可待。

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

@SsHatchin 昨天才看到台湾人抱怨脆上大陆人越来越多了哈哈哈

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

推特没有四年前那么有趣了，现在这上面的发言一个比一个唐

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

@yitaiw 看着好疼。。。

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

你年度歌单再小众高级，用什么Soptify听歌，听到海屿你诶回忆的漩涡快要把吞没你能忍住不垮下来你那张脸吗

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

你被男的骗了的症状就是喜欢到处问

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

河北最大的特色除了甲醛白菜外还有就是保卫首都

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

我一直都存

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

在浪漫关系尝试失败后，以友谊作为安慰奖来提供，绝对是残酷的。

我要牢记这句话

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

下次视奸你，你的网易云不会开始听宝宝巴士了吧

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

她有新感情了

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

5月份我还是个肚腩，我该知足了。

[梅狸猫🫟 @3_3LLllllll]

好像一只虾