🤘🏽steph🤘🏽

hmm

[trash jones @jzux]

sick days are cool but employers should also offer “sleepy days”

[lore denim spaghetti @bimbette___]

embracing tradition. boyfriend just went to dunkin (hunter) as i sit in bed finding funny tik-toks to show him later (gatherer)

[Kev ☬ @brownboykev]

when October hits don’t ask me if I wanna do spooky stuff with you just come get me

[Nickelforward @NickelForward]

Hey girl you have a

[🤘🏽steph🤘🏽 @3_florentino]

me tryna open up my snapchat when the whole app is down

[pilgrim @Pilgrums]

it's so funny when snapchat down and everyone come to twitter 😂😂

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

get that tattoo, ur family is already disappointed in u

[patty. @jesuispattieb]

How Uber Eats calculates their prices:

[🤘🏽steph🤘🏽 @3_florentino]

@KHANHFIDENT never enough!!!

[lari @martiniposting]

it’s actually splitting two entrees at a restaurant. Then it’s raw sex

[Natalie|Ugc Creator @natondeckugc]

Unpopular opinion: I absolutely LOVE subtitles. Ya girl can't hear shit.

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

this old lady came to the bank i work at to withdraw $10. i told her that for withdraws less than $100 she has to use the atm. so she asked to withdraw $1000 in $10 bills. it sucked but i counted it out and handed her the money. she took $10, gave me $990 and said “deposit this”

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

[Em Rem⭐️ @embogaudo]

Gen Z is so lucky they have all these seltzer’s to ease them into alcohol. Back in my day we had to start with UV blue, Burnett’s, and 5 O’ 🤮

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

I know “MAN FUCK” when I see it