Esq. ⚖️

[indi @indagho]

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

[Esq. ⚖️ @3_riss]

@kidd_capp That man is diabolical

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

Strolling into work 42 minutes late and booping my boss on the nose as I walk by

[REEM @FREEREEM_]

i didn’t mean to mimic your voice i just had to know what it felt like to sound like that

[Esq. ⚖️ @3_riss]

@__jasminegrace My newspaper 🫡

[peter @arabatman_]

they should let you leave work early if the vibes are off and you hate it there

[ur hot dad @eikcinek]

white ppl popped off with jeez la weez

[julia @FOAM1NG]

people my age are PREGNANT and i am scared of WALMART

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: do you smoke or drink

me: yes

doctor: ok

me: are u mad at me

[Hype William Carlos Williams @sheedemilio]

Being a hater with your S/O is an underrated love language

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

A REAL BITCH BIRTHDAY C'MON NOW

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

Gosh I dont want to work today..... i just wanna sleep in my bed and do nothing with my life!!

[Esq. ⚖️ @3_riss]

@elli_wright Have a listen

[Esq. ⚖️ @3_riss]

Mexican parents:

[Esq. ⚖️ @3_riss]

This is me n @savklunder5 everyday

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

*every phone in the court room buzzes at the same time*

Judge: ok we’re going to break for 5 minutes so we can ⚠️BeReal⚠️ and then come back to hear closing arguments

[Esq. ⚖️ @3_riss]

Also that’s not a typo it’s like if you were to say the name Buck while gagging

[Esq. ⚖️ @3_riss]

I can’t believe one of the girlies really matched with a guy named Beuck