3rd Amendment Absolutist

Keeping wives and children safe from drunk E-3s since 1791

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@FrontRowBrian I don't remember the exact interview, but Jon spoke very highly of Machida. He doesn't get enough credit for the respect he has for his opponents, but you could just tell he knew beating Machida was special.

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@Oilfield_Rando Summer Kwanzaa Baby!

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President Trump needs a performance of the night bonus for leaving the auto-pen portrait up instead of Sleepy Joe.

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@JesseKellyDC Jesse, I hate to spoil your moment, but that's not a woman.

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@RepYassAnsari Or, alternatively, and I mean this with the utmost sincerity. You're a cunt.

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@FrontRowBrian I can't imagine being such a piece of shit, that I would stab the guy in the back who brought me on the largest podcast in the at no benefit to himself. What a fucking snake.

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@FrontRowBrian It's even worse. These ingrates are carted around by imported Congolese and Somali Nationals. Our Airports have been stolen from us and turned into a taxpayer-funded 3rd World Jobs Program!

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@FrontRowBrian The whole thing was perfect. Staging in the Oval and walking past the Presidential portrait. The Marine Corps Band was phenomenal all night. It's a piece of American history that belongs in the Smithsonian. And only one President had the wherewithal to do it! That I can tell you.

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@jacnlu1 @FrontRowBrian He owes that SSgt who did vocals an autograph and some merch. She killed it. The whole band killed it all night, but that one was definitely special.

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@FrontRowBrian @FBIDirectorKash Gayer than cum on a mustache.

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@FrontRowBrian CPS should have gotten involved the moment his parents tried and failed to spell Tyson. Also, the processing officer who wrote "bald" deserves a raise 🤣

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Imagine watching two men strip half naked, lock themselves in a steel cage, and beat the shit out of each other to appease a half drunken crowd, while simultaneously having your feelings hurt over a joke. These are not serious people. Just a bunch of bums competing in the Outrage Olympics, because the spotlight was on somebody else. Sad!

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@BravoKiloActual @SydneyLWatson I'm fairly anti regulation, but we need to make it a federal crime to record yourself monologing from inside an automobile. 10 years in prison, and permanent loss of voting rights.

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@FrontRowBrian Hockit did "her" a favor. She's less likeable than skin cancer, and incapable of staying relevant on her own. Hockit just threw "her" a lifeline and 3 more months of headlines. Big Mike should be sending him a thank-you card. Believe me.

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@FrontRowBrian Put it in the Smithsonian!

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@FrontRowBrian Put Justin Gaethje's walkout on repeat in the entryway of the Smithsonian! Greatest Live Event Ever! That I can tell you!

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@contemnor @RobProvince I should, but I won't.

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@Oilfield_Rando Sickle Cell Anemia