🗡️ coflu

self-acclaimed neologist and mpreg enthusiast. #dddne !

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

Like i saw their msg after coming home from work and it throbbed idk what to tell u

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

hey yall can i be tmi rq

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

my touch deprived self is struggling logging my discharge symptoms on the flo app because this new person im dating keeps getting me wet over text with the easiest flirty texts. I am struggling big time.

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

I must enter a debilitating situationship that allows me to send pics like these

[keira 🦌 @headlitesdeer]

holy fucking shit

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

forgot id been logged out my ao3 gmail for months and now im catching up on all comments. what an absolute treat! i hope everyone’s doing well :) did i miss anything?

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

yeah yeah i know suspension of disbelief but after spending 2.5 hours doing research on what climates allow for pistachios to grow and which places in essos match the description i no longer had braincells for daena’s dialogue. sorry commentor-chan 🥀

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

this is so funny. a man birthed her

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

like the cramps/fever/pmdd style feels. anyways aerion was snuggling his baby while enduring the equivalent of a flu meanwhile valarr was suffering through the equivalent of testicular torsion and 105 degree fever

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

i love the separated omegaverse mates trope so much especially if there's a child involved that allows the omega to go through heats without severe repercussions meanwhile the alpha almost sees god everytime they enter a rut and their omega isn't there to ease their suffering

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

i also dont think cycles should inherently be horny frenzied fits bc it diminishes the strength and necessity of packs. i think the presence of an immediate relative ESPECIALLY one's own child assauges the symptoms a great deal

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

SINGLE MOM AERION RUNAWAY OMEGA WITH HIS DAUGHTER IK THATS RIGHT (HIS ALPHA IS GOING THROUGH MATE WITHDRAWALS BACK AT HOME)

[chủ trại vịt @ginazle]

my omega......

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

this is aerion with daena in my head

[stark. 🗡️ dunkaerion era @NiiightAnGeeel]

FINN BENNETT THE ACTOR THAT YOU ARE

[Mangopelter 🥭☎️ FOLLOW MY NEW ACCOUNT @Mangopelter1]

I will draw them freaky but it won’t be on this account

[˚ ๑ moon @_moonsyl]

#zuko #atla

[Tomi @tttttttttttrish]

valaerion😔

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

good heavens valarr inwant yoir daddy

[mainsai @ma1nsa11]

young baelor wip

[Diego Crespo @thediegocrespo]

they’re not posting like this on bsky

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

idc abt this actor but that line is being stolen its gold im adding it to my folder

[das 🔪 luca haas' manager @wolfbiird]

he’s so lucky i have no dick because his prostate would be ringing harder than the bells of notre dame during easter mass https://t.co/iWUoO9IJfN

[🗡️ coflu @3coffees0lunch]

had someome summarize the p*tt szn 2 and saw some clips and https://t.co/roLXZWcJfA<3