janet jenkins

i used to party w john john kennedy and madonna

[liss #teammorphine&akeria @lizones]

lord take all of katya’s pain, triple it and give it to chris brown

[Lisa Barlow Updates @thatblisa]

Lisa Barlow reveals her favorite kind of sushi is the Philadelphia roll:

“I just love how it has that cream cheese”

[peyton @tinypeytz]

It’s going to be a Little Edie summer

[janet jenkins @3dollar_mike]

when i see a tweet i like, i bark and clap like a seal

[𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮 𖤓 @theasthoughts]

big things happening on instagram

[janet jenkins @3dollar_mike]

why is my editor on stan twitter

[janet jenkins @3dollar_mike]

uh oh..... the men with strangely shaped heads in my class are getting philosophical about baseball........

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

This episode was Challengers for people who went to journalism school

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

i am something of a weaboo but for the state of utah, all because of real housewives of salt lake city. i dream of converting to mormonism and then being excommunicated

[janet jenkins @3dollar_mike]

getting engaged to a racist white guy is maybe the most orange county thing gabriette could do

[janet jenkins @3dollar_mike]

#MetGala

[janet jenkins @3dollar_mike]

@avid_original her ass "laughing in the middle of practice"

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i have deep respect for marnies who know they're marnies... i have no respect for marnies who think they're hannahs...

[janet jenkins @3dollar_mike]

someone pls tell the theater major in my 4pm class that i have a headache bc of their voice, i'm too scared to do it myself

[janet jenkins @3dollar_mike]

i can feel my middle school trauma resurfacing, time to listen to my chemical romance

[janet jenkins @3dollar_mike]

i'm so tired and dumb, i just wanna be back in my elementary school library and read 500 page fantasy novels in a day, then take every detail from the books and make it such a part of my personality that no one remembers what i was like before reading them