Faruk Ahmad

rice farmer🌾 | descendant of katagum royalty @modernshelter_

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

To construct one kilometer road in China costs about $750.

Meanwhile, to construct one kilometer road in Nigeria costs over $14 million dollars.

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

i like my fine shit unknown & not in everybody face

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

i know i’ll make it in life, i just wanna make it at a very early age

[Satoru Gojo @bolu_ay]

Business elite saw a president like Obasanjo and didn’t do everything in their power to ensure more like him emerged

Insanity

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

as a person who wants to go far in life, learn not to talk too much

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Anybody wey mistakenly ask me "how are you" must calm down listen to me because wetin dey do me too much

[Draeco @whotfisdraeco]

I will be the most successful mf in my entire bloodline.

[🪐 @Degenteel_]

House of the Dragon is easier to follow than Game of Thrones because it doesn’t have 276 main characters in 276 different places.

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Ronaldo started for Portugal and couldn’t find the net. Messi came from the bench and scored a free kick.

It’s not by shouting I’m back 😂

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

In the name of defending sycophancy everyone mama na akara seller

Olodo uprising

[Millenium.py @the_millenium1]

It’s normal to block your partner but it’s not normal to block the men actively disturbing you in your DMs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

If akara is lucrative they should lead by example

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Criminals are really enjoying in this country.

Zero consequences.

[Baffa @Mal_Baffa]

Money you should otherwise be investing into something that will make your retirement more bearable, you are using it today to just eat and get by.
Buying expensive and unsubsidised energy because your government believes you should normally be an Akara seller.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

may we not be the guy who had potential

[Baffa @Mal_Baffa]

We don’t hate Nigerian politicians enough wllh.

[$ULTAN☠️𝕏 @Sarki_sultan]

When politics pays your bills the truth becomes your enemy☺️

[Kome @Uncle2Triplets]

You texted me and told me I’m very handsome and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a woman but don’t go around admiring men that are not on your level.

End.

[WILSON @wilson_]

SCHOOL was never and can never be a scam

Die that mentality