Ebay π€£π€£π€£ wonder how the neighbours will feel about a 500 metre tall statue, delivery is cheap considering it needs its own artic lorry to deliver it..
@marinajuanax Ha ha I think the measurements are wrong, I wonder how neighbours will feel with a 500m statue in my garden, delivered on back of articulated lorry π€£
@karenfthompson Ooooo where has calcannon been my whole life, I'm not fussed on cabbage, growing up with Mum who was daughter of farmer/market gardener meant we ate the greenest cabbage ever, oh my days it tasted horrible, really good for you because she started making me drink the water ππ€£
@beffybadbelly I got really depressed lately over not being able to walk from one room to another without bumping off walls and doorways, its so tiresome added up every single day, walking into door frames to bounce off into a wall
Did anyone else have morning prayers and song in school, can never forget this banger..
πΆ if I had a hammer...
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer out a warning,
all over this land,
ALL OVER THIS LANDπΆ
Now I "think" I'm funny.. Maybe humour doesn't live in these dark dark walls of twitterdom.. No laughter here.. Maybe it sounds funnier in my head, thats way possible.. My inner voice tells me, yeah you're a funny guy πππ
@SkyNews@SkyYaldaHakim Everyone is being burned up these days on some cheap tv advert plan (other companies are available) bring back good old fashioned burial, I'm having the "mummy" plan, they'll collect my body and hand back a fully prepared mummy for me to be entombed by my kids... π€π
@SkyNews@SkyYaldaHakim The surviving children, I should add as I may decide to take a few kids into the afterlife with me, they come in handy to make cups of tea and little odd jobs I'll have in the after life π
@SkyNews@SkyYaldaHakim Everyone is being burned up these days on some cheap tv advert plan (other companies are available) bring back good old fashioned burial, I'm having the "mummy" plan, they'll collect my body and hand back a fully prepared mummy for me to be entombed by my kids... π€π