John “300” Johnson, CPA

Numbers guy | Pike ‘09 | Illinois Enthusiast | Rock hard 🪨

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

Multi billion dollar company and I can read a book through the toilet paper. Wtf is this #myassisbleeding

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

Let it burn

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

Paper towel + soap dispenser in the crib? Yeah that plays for sure #mom

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

I’ll show that ref a red card

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

Paul Skenes up the gun. Don’t need ABS for this.

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

You wanna talk about the man then you gotta talk about Pitbull #worldwide

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

Showing a Vietnamese rooster Brittney Griner highlights #first

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

“Any ball knowers” and showed a picture of LeBron

[Alex Shane @vapegod6942069]

Any ball knowers?

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

@ChrisBrandt8 Chris-

Wont be home in time, feeing like this should be a monthly occurrence with half the spots changing each time.

Would love to join,
300

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

@nickwoj98

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

@QuigbyLamichael The ladyboys don’t stand a chance

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

College is over. Cubs lost. Muscling through a beer with the wife and her friends who I don’t care for. Would give my right nut for another week #LLLMQ

[Ricky Schifter @rickschifter]

2.6 carbs

Basically a salad

Gonna ask the pilot if I can fly the bird

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

John here, tapping in one last time. #graduated

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

On my way to my last final ever. Can’t help but feel a little emotional at the fact that it’s over.

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

Update: found this in my pocket, I don’t do bag #goodestkid

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

No memory of last night but didn’t throw up or piss the bed, and woke up to a good morning text from the wife #goodkid

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

No memory of last night but didn’t throw up or piss the bed, and woke up to a good morning text from the wife #goodkid

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

John has finished his final college class #gametime

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

@RipMPE @leggothateggoo If one man can hold you down, two can rape you

[John “300” Johnson, CPA @3hunnidjohn]

Role playing a good kid today