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You don't know me. Opinions are yours. Retweets are, in fact, endorsements.

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

I feel like a million dollars: dirty, tattered and most likely containing trace amounts of cocaine.

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

Same.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

I am so deeply sorry. I thought better of us.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

autographed Rob & TJ Draft hat 😮‍💨

RT and follow for a chance to win.

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

What about night?

[Vox @voxdotcom]

The solar eclipse is a critical test for the US power grid https://t.co/zJX5KgwV62

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

Hell yeah iron ore

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

Iron ore had best shipping season since 1995 at Port of Duluth-Superior https://t.co/RgAdCq1HcJ

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

Probably got distracted.

[KCRG-TV9 @KCRG]

ADHD medicine recalled after wrong pills found in bottles https://t.co/Qldy5RNEmJ

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

You can take my prerinse when you pry it from my damp pruny fingers.

[NYT Wirecutter @wirecutter]

Don’t bother prerinsing your dishes. Seriously! Every expert we’ve talked to says it’s unnecessary—as does the Environmental Protection Agency. When you skip the prerinse, you’ll also save a bunch of water, energy, and effort. https://t.co/Kirqu6Q7c2

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

What’s the right amount of bodies for a funeral home?

[KCRG-TV9 @KCRG]

Number of individuals’ remains located in Colorado funeral home up to almost 200 https://t.co/6aEFTDRcGh

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

I don’t really remember my dream but I do know I was really upset about wasting milk at one point.

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

https://t.co/ppgqs3VWiW

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

Here’s a riddle: Why would a man drive to Des Moines, fill his car with gas, then immediately drive home with no other stops?

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

If you sleep in your clothes, every day is pajama day. #hashtag #inspirational

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

Next thing you know you’re going to be tell me I need to brush my kindergartener’s teeth. Smh.

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

Yes, your dog needs to brush his teeth. Or, more likely, you need to do it for him.
https://t.co/4GWADnnmIk

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

With a Christmas tree? Seems like it would be easier to just help with dinner.

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

Richard Atchison is accused of hitting his wife with a Christmas tree after she asked for help with making dinner, according to Florida deputies. https://t.co/Hh0Nzf61oo

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

Gross.

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

Those in St. Paul looking to ring in 2023 can see a "ball drop" of a different kind this New Years Eve. https://t.co/cZBZpWdO4o

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

Could we get by with one warm sock that they rotate?

[KSTP @KSTP]

Paramedics say for someone living on the streets, warm socks could go a long way to prevent an amputation. https://t.co/YzsMTNybJl

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

South Dakota loves Gio.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

An 1800s outfielder is baseball’s most searched athlete… in Delaware https://t.co/3HzM3foWBh

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

@jgamet I also like how they’re just tacking on Apple’s cut for iOS users.

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

Mmmpox pox pox mmmpox

[MPR News @MPRnews]

Monkeypox disease now has a new name: mpox. https://t.co/wXD7Q7WYEI

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

@WTbatten @SteveSchmidtSES @Liz_Cheney I don’t think you have to be in the house to be speaker.

[3️⃣”🐝s @3inchbees]

Tumbled into a playpen?

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

Cops caught the man after he ran into a classroom and tumbled into a playpen near several young kids. https://t.co/4nS7x9a0ez