LISA ♌️

Lisa Kernan (wally) - 31 - double gins & double chins 👏🏻

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Facts.

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

@Syndicate Lydia was probably holding it in not wanting to bother you and make you move but then since you moved anyways thought - perfect opportunity so in reality she is being nice waiting until you get up and not before 🤣 #girlmath

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Almost 2 months since my mum passed away and people kept telling me this stage is the hardest - people stop checking in & you have less to keep you busy. The reality of your loss starts to hit home and I never believed it could get worse but they were right. This is so shit 😭

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Lennox finally had a decent night (only up once) and my body decides to wake up at half 6 🙄 ugh! #tiredmum

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

@bbceastenders got me crying at 8am with today’s episode 😭 what a storyline this is man 😭

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

@McDonaldsUK what the fuck is this that my other half just found in his burger 🤢🤢🤢

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Take me back to the newborn stage… this in between 1 & 2 is HELL
#sendhelp #tired

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

I get the hype over snow don’t get me wrong but see when you don’t live in the city you work, the nerves of driving to work in this weather are real 😭

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

NHS is so broken man, trying to help by my other half calling nhs 24 and not just turning up at hospital… been waiting on a call back for 6 hours! If he had just gone to hospital would have been and gone by now (minor injuries not A&E) 🙄

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Shout out to the mums (or dads) who literally buy every Christmas present for both sides of the family and wrap them…. I am fucking knackered 😴

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Quite impressed with this tbh @Syndicate 🤣🤣

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Went to the garage this morning and seen @JoshTaylorBoxer quite offended that the guy behind the till said “do you even know who that guy is” -aye mate. Just cause I’m a girl and didn’t fan girl doesn’t mean I don’t know who the former undisputed light welterweightchampion is 🙄

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

IT'S FULL TIME AND WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP!

#SCODEN

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Absolute scenes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

How I spent my Friday night - sitting balling my eyes out watching one born every minute episode after episode 😭

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Why would @McDonaldsUK discontinue bacon rolls from a breakfast menu with no plan to bring it back? Feel bad for everyone in my house cause nae one is allowed maccies breakfast anymore cause I can’t have my bacon roll meal. Don’t even care that the hash browns are 10/10.

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Got the train to work for the first time today and I’m sweating that much that I’m worried the sun is going to reflect off my heed and start a fire 🥵

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Officially no longer “melting” … I have melted 🫠#heatwave

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Okay I lied, I don’t want it to be hot 😭

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Living in Haddington is all good but the stench of manure from the fields in this heat is fucking horrendous 🤮

[LISA ♌️ @3kernan]

Trying to keep your mouth shut sometimes is really hard 🤯🤐